Saturday, September 17, 2011

Good Givers are Great Getters


You've heard the phrase "You get what you give"? It applies to many areas throughout life, including sex. You shouldn't get in a bedroom and do a sub par job and expect to get your socks rocked, toes curled, and back broken; if your effort is lackluster. Don't look at your sexual report card and be taken back when you know damn well you were bullsh!tting the whole semester. Good Givers are Great Getters doesn't only apply to karma or philanthropic acts.

If he goes down with the tongue wizardry of the hungriest Anteater the jungle has ever seen, fiddling your clit like a drunkard in a western harpoon to a banjo. Why aren't you sucking the red, blue, and white off of his American bomb pop? Why should he have to ask "Are U Gonna Do Me?" It's only right that you reciprocate. If you don't want to suck no schl0ng, don't let him lick the box. I'm pretty sure he'll understand.

Next, if your sex game is lacking theatrics, sometimes you have to fool your pu$$y. Sometimes you have to think of the freakiest, filthiest thoughts a mind could ever conceive while you're having sex to rev your engine and leave tire tracks all over that d!ck. Put Some Pep in Your Sex Game-don't bore the booty excite the pipes. Stroke her clean and stop doing all that wack sh!t that you see in p0rnos.

Closed Mouths Don't Get Fed-Be Vocal. Ask her what she likes; talking to her, that might help(sarcasm). You want her to moan and scream your name but you haven't said a god d@mn word. You f^cking a$$ backwards, and we call that gay. Let her know whats going on. Yell if you like it, keep your partner in the loop. Tell 'em when there scratching that good itch that you couldn't get by yourself.

I watched the movie, No Strings Attached featuring Justin Timberlake, and the first time they had sex they gave one another directions. The whole time they had intercourse it was full of interjections telling the other what they should do and shouldn't, and what they liked and didn't. So the next time you have sex...

SEX EXERCISE:
Make an agreement to give one another orders.
Say what you want and don't be afraid.
Here the order and just do it.
Don't think about it; be carefree.
And above all else have fun.

So today's lesson was "Good Givers are Great Getters,"  a phrase I heard Russell Simmons use, you know he's all into karma, Buddha, and drinking green juice and sh!t. Here's a recap of the pointer's-

RECAP
Are U Gonna Do Me? Reciprocate
Fool Your P^ssy/D!ck
Put Some Pep in Your Sex Game
Closed Mouths Don't Get Fed-Be Vocal

Have you ever been with someone that demanded more than they were able to give? Are you a giver or receiver? Why, or why not? Have you ever been hesitant to give pointers to your lover in pleasing you? Did I miss anything? Are good givers great getters? 















7 Comments:

Anonymous JBreezy said...

Im not a giver or a receiver- im a collaborator. Teamwork makes the dream work.

As for the whole reciprocating thing- don't really agree. Sex isn't about keeping score. You do what you do to please your partner- not so you can get xyz in return! If anything, that is what i'd consider lazy.

And if i'm not willing to do something doesn't mean i'm gonna tell you not to do it to me lol. That's crazy. I'll tell you that i'm not gonna do xyz back to you and let you decide how u wanna proceed but nah man, im not gonna tell you not to do something that i like just because i may not return the favor the exact same way.

September 18, 2011 at 12:29 AM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

Q: Have you ever been with someone that demanded more than they were able to give?
A: Yes

Q: Are you a giver or receiver?
A: As the above say I am a collaborator, but honestly if I could sing on his mic all day I would.

Q: Why, or why not?
A: I like pleasing people, especially sexually.

Q: Have you ever been hesitant to give pointers to your lover in pleasing you?
A: Yes! I do get a bit hesitant when telling him what to do. Some people get upset when you direct them, or they say it "ruined the mood". So I would much rather leave it alone until its unbearable and I have to speak on it.

Q: Did I miss anything?
A: No

Q: Are good givers great getters?
A: Indeed! Once a person see's what you'll do without asking, one they'll view you differently and too they would want to show you as much gratitude if not more for what you have done to them!

September 20, 2011 at 2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just talking to my boyfriend about this the other day. He likes to have "competitions" on who can put the other to sleep but when it comes time for me to take control and knock his socks off he's too (lets say timid) to give me full control.

Q. Have you ever been with someone that demanded more than they were able to give?
A. No

Q. Are you a giver or receiver? Why, or why not?
A. I think I'm a great giver and receiver, I love pleasing people whether it's sexual or not.

Q. Have you ever been hesitant to give pointers to your lover in pleasing you?
A. I use to be hesitant to express what I wanted my partner to do but I've learned that the only way to get what you want is to tell them what to do. If they get an attitude then that's on them.

Q. Did I miss anything?
A. No

Q. Are good givers great getters?
A. YES!!

September 21, 2011 at 8:23 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Amy M Damn you like to rock the mic all nite? But U can rock the mic right lol

@iREMA Yeah there's nothing wrong with speaking up in the bedroom

@JBreezy I never said we were "keeping score" but its understood that if we are having sex that you will put forth the same effort that your partner does

September 24, 2011 at 12:26 PM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

@TheSuk yes I love to rock the mic, and I def know how to do it very well!!!!!

September 26, 2011 at 1:05 PM  
Anonymous Sunshine said...

im not so vocal about what i like in the bed idk why but i guess it would be becauase "i dont want to kill the mood" cause i can get a bit bossy so ill just show him i guess physically push him there pull him there moan let him know that i like something.
however, i do LOVE when he tells me what to do. turns me on so much. hmmm :)

December 16, 2012 at 11:09 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Sunshine I dont think you'll kill the mood by being bossy just do your thing.

December 17, 2012 at 12:19 AM  

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