Facebook F^ckery Top Five
Facebook F^ckery is a worldwide disease that is affecting teenagers, young adults, and adults alike. These are its FIVE leading causes...
1. People Who are Too Lazy to Rotate There Stankin Azz Pictures- Seriously, how long does it take for a person to rotate a picture. Why does it look like your levitating? Honestly, it creeps me out.
B. The Pose- As Demonstrated by My Mans Lonzail
2. Relationship Status Whores- So how did u become married and single in less than 6 hrs? Why is your lame a$$ married to your bestfriend? Every time you get in an argument with your SO (significant other) it is not required that you update your facebook. Facebook will be the end of prospering relationships in 2010. (I know, because I'mma prophet)
3. Facebook is not Twitter- That means I do not want to know what u were doing hours upon the hours.
Ex. I just ate sum buffalo chicken... I just used the restroom....I took a breathe....I blinked. GTFOH
4. Tagging/Invites/Friend Requests- I dare you to tag me in nan nother video that has nothing to do with me. I double dog dare you! Me becoming a fan of you. Me!, a fan of you? Pshh, Whose website are you reading? *looks at watch* Exactly. Why send me a friend request when I do not even know you or maybe I do know you but we never even said hello to one another?
And usually when I add someone I don't know I give a concise reason...Example: Maybe your deep and I'm tryna get to know you, You're making money and I'm trying to network, maybe you (female) said, "you were interested in men" and I'm tryna become an interest.
5. Facebook Stalkers- If you are ever snooping around someone's page and it stills says, "Add as Friend" at the top, you most likely are a Facebook Stalker. This is for all those ex-girlfriends that monitor their exes by lookin through their pages through someone else's account. I'm talking bout Federal Facebook Agents and the 007 Heifas. Get a new man and keep it what...Keep it moving.
Add your own facebook f^ckeries you've observed, even post the pics.
Add your own facebook f^ckeries you've observed, even post the pics.
I'M OUT. the Hallway
Labels: facebook, friend requests, fuckery, Lonzail, myspace, Sh1t I Hate, spies, spy, status, tag, twitter
posted by theSUNK at
3:00 PM
8 Comments:
you forgot alot of good ones:
6. commenting on pics, wall posts, statuses seconds after someone makes one, thirsty much?
7. making long ass dramatic fb statuses about your depressing life but being very vague so people ask you questions
8.having long nonsensical middle names that consist song lyrics or other random adjectives i.e. carmen "mz. independent" smith
9. having 1001 pics of yourself, usually of just your face
10. people who respond on events saying why they aren't able to attend...no one cares.
11. always writing everything in all caps.
12. excessive cakery, in small amounts its ok bug when hella annoying when it gets out of hand...im not being a hater either.
wat about the annoyin IM messages from ppl who added u to their page because u went to skool with them.
It sounds like you should have written this post. Good points
yeah you shouldve consulted with me. im full of ideas!
Well, who are you? Cut out the anonymity?
(I know, because I'mma prophet) nigga u know cause u a witness naw fuck dat MAIN SUSPECT!
Yeah, I am a witness. You're right. I'm glad you came to my website though. Thanks for the support.
I don't knock the fact that you are a prophet, young brotha--keep doing your thing.
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