It's Not Too Bad Dating a Cheater?

(Next Time Your Man Comes Home with Lipstick On His Collar, Instead of Cursing Him Out. Go and Get Your Magic Eraser)

Don't sit there with your face in your hands, crying and sobbing. You shouldn't blame yourself for your boyfriend's promiscuous conquests. It isn't your fault. This may sound totally and utterly ridiculous, but there are some perks to dating a guy that cheats. (This is the part where you go Uhm-Hmm)
But Let's Get to It:
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