Friday, December 9, 2011

Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey? REVISITED


Are You Wife Material or a Wifey happens to be my third most read post to date. Not only do women want to be successful in their careers, but ultimately they want to be boo'd up, to find a man, get married, have great sex and have beautiful children. The last post was said to be vague, and it left some readers more frustrated than they were before they read it. So how do you know you're a Wife-to-Be rather than just a Wifey? Well refer back to part one. But if you want to know what men look for in the women they choose to wife up, then read this Are You, Wife Material or aWifey? REVISITED, theSUNK's Top 20...
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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving: Tip Your Lover- Cumming=Gratuity Moans=Incentive


How do you say "thank you" in sex, without actually saying "thank you"? In the confines of your 300 thread-count sheets and under the flicker of candlelights, "thank you" still counts. They tell your lover that their performance with or to you, was a job well done- this is called sexual gratuity or tipping your lover.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Booty Slave, Addiction to Thickness

My name is the Hallway and I have an addiction to thickness.
I love fat azzes, butts, and booties that come in all sizes and shapes.
I just want to Palm them.
Grab them.
and Squeeze them.
I want the pulp of ebony thickness to ooze out and drip off the tip of my fingers.
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Monday, January 24, 2011

Don't Hurt Her, Please Do?



These past few years discoveries have been made, matrices unlocked, secrets unveiled, and codes have been cracked like eggs ready to be scrambled... Yes, yes indeed progress has been made in the understanding of the female psyche. We must begin by saying, "women are stronger than men."
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

When Mothaf^ckas Turn to F^ck Me's: Fighting Is Loving



Lots of couples believe fighting is stressful and is a hindrance. Nobody wants to deal with the drama that b!cthing and bickering produces. Many do not see the positives in fighting, but there are a few good benefits from arguing and fighting. The main three reasons are that it shows you Love, Like, or at Least Interested in Your Partner, it is Cleansing/renewing to your relationship, and Angry sex will most likely be the best sex.
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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Behind Every Great Woman, There's a Great Man


Doggystyle is the sexual representation of the power struggle between man and woman in their relationship. Every woman wants an aggressive man, that can subdue or calm her. Doggystyle is the infatuation of the man for his thick woman and the animalistic tendencies which he and she harbor within.
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Monday, October 25, 2010

Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey?


Wifey, in my opinion is a girl that one likes and has been down with a guy through everything, but he feels like he could never actually propose to and be with her forever. Wifey has just always been around. That's why some wifeys never understand when their man leaves and all of a sudden he is married- she's lacking something. A wifey is something like a wife, but she is simply not her.
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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Triple F: Guide to Satisfying Your Woman


The Triple F are the components to keeping a woman satisfied.
It's as simple as the Three F's. 
A woman wants as follows- To be Fed, F^cked, and Financed.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Build-a-F^ck: Why FWB(Friends With Benefits) Never Seem to Work



Friends with Benefits are like finding money. Hopefully, I need not digress about why finding money is such a wonderful experience. Like finding mula, having a friend with benefits is orgasmic (literally and metaphorically). Lots of times those relationships don't work, most men will tell you it is because women catch feelings- that's partly true. But today is a new day. Women can ride you limp and not give a f^ck- what you do or where you go, after you tried to satisfy their plush, pink palace.
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Saturday, May 8, 2010

It's Not Too Bad Dating a Cheater?


(Next Time Your Man Comes Home with Lipstick On His Collar, Instead of Cursing Him Out. Go and Get Your Magic Eraser)

Don't sit there with your face in your hands, crying and sobbing. You shouldn't blame yourself for your boyfriend's promiscuous conquests. It isn't your fault. This may sound totally and utterly ridiculous, but there are some perks to dating a guy that cheats. (This is the part where you go Uhm-Hmm)
But Let's Get to It:
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