How to Hint at Head (Fellatio)

Watching the comedy legend Bernie Mac today, he mentioned that women fake and play all of these games before they give you head. I've been there before, she told you all week about how she was gone "suck you so good and make yo eyes roll back like wal-mart prices". Finally, you get her over and you're watching a movie while your is d!ck harder than tryna eat a bowl of soup with a fork. You're sitting there wondering when she's gonna give you that whoop, like aint this a b!tch. Well, wonder no more 3 Ways to Hint at Head (Fellatio):

1. Let Her Feel It- This method usually works 80% of the time. If it's hard, let her feel the monsta and watch her mouth water faster than a big girl with a KFC coupon. It turns women on, when you place there hand on the man.

2. Pull It Out- Now every man can't just whip it out. You gotta have that thickness, that girth *The Hallway raises his hand* What woman that actually wants to taste you can resist you sitting fully erect next to her. Then when she looks down make it jump and watch her laugh, then gobble your d!ck lika Chicago Style Frank.

3. Suggest 69- This is pretty full proof. Its kinda hard not to get some whoop by doing this. If she avoids the thang pulsating right next to her face, then it's set in stone that she ain't with that fellatio. I like 69, because you can't fake. Some people like to recieve and than fake you out when its time to return the favor- I aint with it.

If all else fails, escort her to the door. Then call your head doctor.

Ladies, what do you not want a guy to do when he wants fellatio? How should he ask?