The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XII

Dear theSUNK,

I can't explain the joy I feel when a penis touches the back of my throat.

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There's a Seat Here!: Why Black Men Don't Go to Church?

Men in the black community that are grown enough to forego or have some sort of autonomy over their Sunday, usually don't go to church. Women are stuck between urging their partner to go to service with them or giving up on the request altogether. Even though it's not a complete deal breaker, women want to know "Why doesn't my man/boyfriend want to go to church with me?" It wouldn't even be an overstatement to say it hurts a woman when a man dismisses accompanying her to the Lord's house. Honestly, theSUNK doesn't know all the answers, but here are a few assumptions on why black men don't go to church:
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P.O.P. (Power of P*ssy) Web Series

Last night theSUNK was chilling and I stumbled upon web series P.O.P. (Power of Pussy), a documentary by Artemus Jenkins and KarynRose Bruyning, a duo by the name of Christmas in July 1982. Needless to say if the title didn't get my attention the filmography and the honesty of the "entertainers" did. People always want to see strippers, so why not see strippers talk about real shit. Not to mention they happen to be doing this documentary in probably the most notable stripclub period, Magic City. The web series is not some gimmick BS, it's just straight honesty. Rip the wrapper below and Check Out the other 2 episodes of P.O.P. (Power of Pussy):

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Diners That We All Hate to Go Out and Eat With

Everyone enjoys food. More importantly people like to go out and enjoy good food with one another. Thus we schedule dinner, lunch, or breakfast dates with the sole intention of sharing wisdom and enjoying good eats. Most of the time it's fun, other times not so much. Nonetheless, this is just a random list of people we all hate to be stuck at a restaurant with:

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XI

Dear theSUNK,

First, I would like to say that I am one of those clichés: lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Over time I have gotten to know myself sexually, what I like and dislike. Never did I think I would like to give oral, in fact I always said that I would never do it: I LIED!

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What a Woman Should Know About Hooking Up with Other Women

TheSUNK.com thought it would be a good idea to write about "What a Woman Would Need to Know to Approach a Woman." Most women go through a bi-curious phase once in their life, right. Why? Because women are f*cking beautiful to men and to women. So when you want to touch someone as supple as yourself, you need to know the gist of how to approach her. Approaching men or being approached by men should have become pretty easy or at least do-able by now. However, approaching a woman is new terrain that most need prepping for. Here are 7 tips to approaching a woman for women:
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A Food Lover's Guide to Chicago by theSUNK

The closer it gets to going back to Chicago, the more and more my stomach growls and phantom tastes of fresh and crunchy Harold's chicken drenched in tangy Mild Sauce take my mouth hostage(#pause). Here's a not-so-short list of the food I look forward to when I touch back down in the City of Wind:

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Sexipe 003: Curry Chicken Marinated in Coconut Milk

Give your man or ol' lady a treat. What's sexier than cooking spicy or Caribbean food with a myriad of flavors and scents. Once your boo walks in the house they will be overwhelmed by the simmering curry chicken, the fragrance of moist and light coconut rice, and the earthiness of boiling cabbage. Make love to their senses and the rest will follow. Below is the recipe for Curry Chicken Marinated in Coconut Milk:

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry X

Dear theSUNK,
I really really want to speak my peace on this fellatio diaries ... I'm in love with this site and blog. I've been kind of shy to say what I want to say but hey why not ....
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Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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How to PreGame Before Going Out

Pregaming is an art; it's an art many lack. We know this because any giving night at the club we see people falling on their faces, pissing on themselves, throwing up like the girl from the Exorcist, and starting fights for no good reason. These amateurs not only ruin their friend's nights, but usually the night of anyone that they encounter. Nothing is worse than a person that can't hold their liquor, so let me teach you How to Pregame Before Going Out:
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No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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Just Tell Me the Truth: How to Deal with a Liar

Everyone has dealt with a liar before. You have people in your life right now that lie about things that aren't even worth lying about. They could have a hand full of skittles and you'll ask 'em what they're snacking on, they will lie and say M&Ms on some pathologically lying type sh!t. Sometimes it's not even worth dealing with a liar or entertaining their insults of your intelligence. However there are times it is required that you know the truth. In those cases you have to pick the best time to drill a liar and get the information you need out of them. So these are three of the best times to ask a liar the truth:
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Sexipe 002: Spicy Sweet Red Cabbage with Smoke Sausage

Cabbage is one of my favorite vegetables. To spruce up the presentation from regular green cabbage I like to roll with purple cabbage; it's just more romantic and appealing to me. It's tender, healthy, easy to cook, and sweeter than savoy or green cabbage. Here's Sexipe 002: Spicy Sweet Red Cabbage with Smoked Sausage...

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Sexipe 001: Parmesan and Parsley Mozzarella Meatballs

A Sexipe's will get you the panties or the draws. Food is the beginning of foreplay before you enter the bedroom. It's the romance, the conversation, the laughter, the glances. The lip bites and the sexy sipping. I love eating good food and even more I love cooking. Most of all I love cooking for a woman that arouses me. Here's the first of many sexipes, Parmesan and Parsley Mozzarella Meatballs:

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5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream

You're sitting at home hornier than a felon on a 25-year stint. Walking around your house bucket ball naked, thinking of the d!ck that isn't there or was there. You go through your phone and there isn't any d!ck worth texting. What's next? Look for a toy. What if you don't own a toy? Look for a replacement. Here are 5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream:
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How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Meet the Parents: Who's Truly Worth Meeting?

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You guys are in a blossoming new relationship and you've moved passed the awkward stage of "What are we?" You're passed the pulling your hair out frustration stage of just casual dating. You are now officially his boo thang and now you want to know exactly how serious he is. Well, a good measurement of this is the people he makes an effort to introduce you to claiming you as his own. So now you want to know, "Who's truly worth meeting?"
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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part II

At the end of the night, if you haven't made enough to pay your "tip outs", who looks like the fool? That means you have to work for double on the next night. Not for your bills , but for your employees. Here's the Strip Club Staff "Tip Out" Breakdown:

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