Monday, December 10, 2012

Is He Just Showing You Attention or Pursuing You?

When women go out plenty of men give them attention. They shout, talk slick, and try to serenade your panties with overused one-liners that evoke no never mind from you. Plenty of women get attention from men. Men have short attention spans and move from fat ass to big chest in search of one that will really garner their interest. One thing you should know however, is the difference between attention and pursuit.
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Saturday, December 8, 2012

A Food Lover's Guide to Chicago by theSUNK

The closer it gets to going back to Chicago, the more and more my stomach growls and phantom tastes of fresh and crunchy Harold's chicken drenched in tangy Mild Sauce take my mouth hostage(#pause). Here's a not-so-short list of the food I look forward to when I touch back down in the City of Wind:
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass. The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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Friday, July 20, 2012

Operation Rebound: Get Your BFF Over Her Ex


This is for the woman that is tired of seeing her pretty BFF mess with the wrong guy. It's for the friend that genuinely cares and wants her to move on with her love life. You hate seeing her loathe around the house over a no-nothing a$$ type of dude. Well, here's what you need to do to get her out of the sticks and on to some new stick. Initializing Operation Rebound:
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part II

At the end of the night, if you haven't made enough to pay your "tip outs", who looks like the fool? That means you have to work for double on the next night. Not for your bills , but for your employees. Here's the Strip Club Staff "Tip Out" Breakdown:
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

And Other Coonery: Cupcakes, Stripper Poles, and Jay Walking

Some days I just sit and think about what certain attitudes or things in popular culture symbolize to me. This is just one of those days where cupcakes shouted "individualism", stripper poles shrieked "black feminism" and jay-walking yelled "social deviance". Enjoy...
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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Bloody Lovers: Period Sex

Everybody lies about not having period sex-women say "Eww...that's nasty!" and men say "Hell, naw I ain't bout that life". I am here to tell you most of us whom have great sex lives have said, "f^ck it" and got busy on the last spotty day or even worst, near the onset of the period. It's just a little blood. Even though I can agree period sex is usually reserved for the experienced and couples that have been together for a good amount of time. Here are 6 Reasons Why Period Sex Could Be For You:
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Thursday, March 24, 2011

How to Hint at Head (Fellatio)


Watching the comedy legend Bernie Mac today, he mentioned that women fake and play all of these games before they give you head. I've been there before, she told you all week about how she was gone "suck you so good and make yo eyes roll back like wal-mart prices". Finally, you get her over and you're watching a movie while your is d!ck harder than tryna eat a bowl of soup with a fork. You're sitting there wondering when she's gonna give you that whoop, like aint this a b!tch. Well, wonder no more 3 Ways to Hint at Head (Fellatio):
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