BFF(Blowing F^ckability Fast)- Signs That You Are Headed to the Friend Zone

Tonight, I will give you the key signs that you are headed to the friend zone, instead of the end zone. Signs, you will be getting laughs instead of the a$$, Smacking high fives instead of riding high, Getting played instead of getting laid. I think you got my drift by now, here we go:


1. You Never Get the Walk-Bump(Guys)
When women like a man and they're chatting walking side-by-side, they bump them when they laugh. It's a nonchalant bump that implies their attraction to you. Girls are touchy, feely in a non-sexual way, but it shows their attraction to you.

2. They Discuss the Sex They Had W/O You Bringing It Up(Guys/Chicks)
If you haven't ask them a d@am thing about sex, and they just go straight to talking about how jack/jill made them cum,  you are probably not an interest of theirs. Women sure as hell, don't bring up sex with other guys, to attract men, unless he asked "how are you at such and such?"

3. Moms Doesn't Trip When You Come Over, When They Aren't Home(Guys/Chicks)
See this is tricky, if you can come when moms is gone, either she knows that her daughter doesn't like you like that or she wants you to date her daughter because you are a great catch.

4. She Changes Clothes or Does Her Hair in Front of You(Guys)
If she changes or does her hair in front of you, before you have ever hit than she doesn't care about how you see her. If she doesn't care how you see her, than she isn't interested in you. You're just a friend.

5. He Ask to Borrow Some Condoms(Chicks)
Most likely he is not an @sshole like me, so if he ask to borrow some condoms to f^ck another chick than he doesn't care what you think about him; you are just one of the guys.

6. You Can Bring a Date Too(Guys/Chicks)
If they invite you somewhere and say that you can bring a date, too. Sh!t you might as well give it up. If you had a bag of money, some chicken, and some liquor- they wouldn't even be interested in you.

7. The Come-Ons Have Cut-Off(Chicks)
When he could careless about how fat your a$$ is or how perky your girls are, take your seat in the friend zone.

How do you know you're in the friend zone? Have you ever put some one in the friend zone? How do you get out the friend zone? Is there anyone that put in a friend zone, and you stop being their friend?