Dodgeball: How to Dodge an Ugly Chick

Many women want men to believe that they are the only species that has to turn people down, but us men have to let them down easy as well. I too, have had to dodge an ugly chick that didn't quite seem to get the message. No matter how much I avoided her, cut the conversation short, or simply gave her the stank face- she wouldn't give up. This broad was seriously tenacious, driven, and determined; she would however make a great cop, sales person, or bill collector. Enough about me though, Here's 4 Ways to Shoo the Ugly Chick:


1. Don't Ever Answer Her Calls or Respond to Her Texts
-Under no circumstances shall you communicate with her electronically. You give an ugly chick an inch and she will take a foot.(no pun intended) I don't care if it's just a "Good Morning", if you respond your azz will be in deep sh!t.

2. Tell Her You're in a Relationship
-Don't just tell her you are in a relationship, tell her that your girl is bat f^cking crazy. Tell her that the jaws of life, gunshots, and two thousand bottles of conditioner couldn't even separate you two. Say, "The last girl that tried to talk to me, funeral was held just last week." If this does't work you need to go to your nearest police station to fill out a very detailed restraining order.

3. Casually, Bring Up That STD That You Never Caught
-Desperate Chicks Cause for Desperate Measures

4. Tell Her You're Gay, but Than She Might Say She Can Make You Straight and This Could Make Matters Worse

4. If All Else Fails, Tell the Truth
-Say "The chances of me feeling you is zero, you have a better chance of jumping into the ocean and not getting wet." Look her in the eyes and break the bad news to her, wish her luck in finding someone that can actually be attracted to her. Women reject men everyday, its only right that we be honest also. Tell her this is one underdog story that won't work in her favor.

If a guy isn't feeling you, there is no way for you to make him feel you. To better understand this, check out a great post from the verysmartbrothas.