Dodgeball: How to Dodge an Ugly Chick

Many women want men to believe that they are the only species that has to turn people down, but us men have to let them down easy as well. I too, have had to dodge an ugly chick that didn't quite seem to get the message. No matter how much I avoided her, cut the conversation short, or simply gave her the stank face- she wouldn't give up. This broad was seriously tenacious, driven, and determined; she would however make a great cop, sales person, or bill collector. Enough about me though, Here's 4 Ways to Shoo the Ugly Chick:
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