Phone Sex♂♀...3 Things Women Can Do On the Phone That Men Can't

Phone Etiquette is completely different for each sex; women can just do certain things on the phone that guys can't do. It's things on the phone that if you did do them your boy would hang up on you or curse you out with the quickness. However, a woman can do this without even flinching. Here are the 3 Things Women Can Do On the Phone That Men Can't:

Wake Up Call
  A man would never volunteer to call another man to wake him up in the morning. He would say, "What the f^ck do you have an alarm for?" Matter fact, a man would never ask another guy to even do anything like that. But women call each other all the time to wake one another up. "Rise and Shine, boo. You up?"

Mid Piss Call
  Women will call each other on the phone in Mid Piss and act as if nothing is happening on the other end of the phone. They have a regular conversation while they hear pee-pee tingling in the background. It is man code that men shall not even talk or make eye contact with one another while in the bathroom in person- being on the phone while in the bathroom is damn nar the same thing. Any uncomfortable situation can be deemed as "gay".

Avoidance/Security Call
  It's late at night and you are on your way in, if you don't feel safe, you call your girlfriend. See a group of guys that you don't want to talk to, you call your girlfriend. Men already know that if a woman is on her phone while walking down the street there is a 98.74592% chance that she will ignore your a$$, yet there are still guys that try.

There are always differences, etiquette, and code that men must abide. There are plenty of other things women can do that men can't- uber gay things.

What are other things men can't do that women can, without seeming gay?