7 Shows That Are Better Than Scandal

On twitter I wrote "Walking Dead > Scandal", to which someone(black chick) responded "#liestoldonTwitter". Don't get me wrong Scandal is a good show, but the writing of Scandal is not f^cking with Walking Dead, as a matter of fact Scandal's writing and developing plots are not f^cking with a lot of shows on television right now. Scandal is a good show but I'm not sold yet, here are "7 Other Shows That Sh!t on Scandal":
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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XII

Dear theSUNK,

I can't explain the joy I feel when a penis touches the back of my throat.

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There's a Seat Here!: Why Black Men Don't Go to Church?

Men in the black community that are grown enough to forego or have some sort of autonomy over their Sunday, usually don't go to church. Women are stuck between urging their partner to go to service with them or giving up on the request altogether. Even though it's not a complete deal breaker, women want to know "Why doesn't my man/boyfriend want to go to church with me?" It wouldn't even be an overstatement to say it hurts a woman when a man dismisses accompanying her to the Lord's house. Honestly, theSUNK doesn't know all the answers, but here are a few assumptions on why black men don't go to church:
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Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram

They should have never given ya'll Instagram, because most of you just suck at taking pictures or lack creativity. Artistic people and fine women with about 1,000 followers or less are usually the best to follow on Instagram, just enough art and beauty without perpetual thirst. TheSUNK only follows a limited amount of people because ya'll be acting up out here on the social media and I ain't got time for wack sh!t going down my timeline. The list below is of pictures we all try to avoid on Instagram... So here are The Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram:
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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry X

Dear theSUNK,
I really really want to speak my peace on this fellatio diaries ... I'm in love with this site and blog. I've been kind of shy to say what I want to say but hey why not ....
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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry IX

Dear theSUNK,

I always told myself that I would never suck a dick in my life. 

"Its nasty" is what I told myself, but boy was I wrong.
There is nothing wrong with sucking dick.

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VIII

Dear theSUNK,

I LOVE GIVING HEAD PERIOD!

I've even given head to both sexes. 

I just like the feeling of knowing you can please this person by making love to them with your mouth alone.

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Have You Heard of "Pearling"?

Recently or rather unfortunately I was perusing these tough and obscure internet streets, I happened to go to one of my favorite adult sites. There I saw a chick engaging in sex with a guy that seemed to have the worse Herpes outbreak in Herpes' illustrious history. However, after further inspection(rewinding and pausing) I realized that it wasn't an STD. It should had been a mental illness, because no man would have done what he did to his penis if he wasn't missing a few screws, bolts, etc. What was it? It was something called "pearling", if you don't know what pearling is maybe you should read this blog.
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Bro-Noooooo's: 4 Things Men Should Stop Doing in the Club

Man, I think everyone has heard of a bro-no before. The things men shouldn't do or things that are generally known to be unacceptable for letting your boy do. Sometimes when you go to the club, your boy drinks a little too much and starts to feel himself. The little voice in his head is no longer reasonable and is pumping him up to do things that will inevitably not get him laid and even embarrassed. Here's just a short list of Bro-No's that every man should know:
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There was a Robo... and His Name was Nonchalant(Re-Post)

Not to be misunderstood or misconstrued, but women love men that act like men. All the qualities they hate about you though they couldn't do without, it makes them love you. One of these qualities is being Nonchalant.
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TheSUNK T-Shirt and Boyshort Giveaway

In order to improve theSUNK and grow as not only a blog, but as a lifestyle brand I need your feedback. Sometimes we barely talk and I always respond to emails and comments. I need to know what I can do to make theSUNK a better experience for you. What does this blog lack? What could I add that you think you would benefit from? What does theSUNK do that you would like to see more of? Also, to WIN a FREE theSUNK T-Shirt or a pair of those Lovely  Boyshorts the instructions are as follows:

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Older Women Taught Me

There is no magnificent or capturing lede to this post, only the things Older Women Taught Me:

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Please Be-Weave Me: How Men Really Feel About Weave

"Hey! Hey!! That's not a tumbleweed, that's a tumble-weave," said some poor soul that watched a mass of weave fly passed his feet. Tumble-weaves are usually balled up pieces of weave or tracks that you see blowing rambunctiously down the streets near hair salons, clubs, and other geographical locations where hoodrats(all ethnicities apply) dwell. This usually happens because someone didn't recycle their weave or got in a fight which resulted in a pulled track. Nonetheless, we are here today to discuss How Men Really Feel About Weave...
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Have You Ever Been D!ckSmacked?

Have You Ever Been D!cksmacked? Have you ever had a big, black heavy d!ck smack you on your lips, cheek, and tongue? Have you ever had a d!ck spanking, whether it was because of your good blow job or your lazy mouth-a-batics skills? A d!cksmack should be merciless, abusing your face with ever ounce of hard d!ck one can muster.
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Guest Post: Polygamy- PROLLY GIMME A Sister Wife

Not too long ago I asked my husband to take a second wife. This isn’t the first time I’ve asked and probably won’t be my last, but every time I ask I get the same look, frown and answer…"NO". But this time I decided to ask him why and his first and only response was “I’m Christian, it’s wrong and it’s a sin”. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that this chick is crazy. Well, no I’m not…at least I don’t think I am, but I have my reasons for asking.
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My Barber

The relationship between a black man and his barber will be the 3rd most important relationship a man has in his life before marriage; the first two being, his mother and his childhood friends. A black man's relationship with his barber is one of loyalty, openness, advice, and groomship. A barber is quintessential in any black man's life. The prickly hairs left on his collar from the shaping of the fresh, are like the wind beneath his wings. My Barber...

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And Other Coonery: Women Killed Him, I Just Hid the Body, Chivalry

A woman said, "Where are the gentlemen?" And a man replied,"Where are the women that need them?" Women have made it indicatively clear that they don't need men. Women take advantage of the gender roles and cry victim in the same breathe. Chivalry is dead and may it rest in peace. Chivalry is romanticism and should not be giving to every human organism that has a vagina.
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How to Do PDA like The Hallway

I don't always talk about myself on theSUNK, most of the time I keep the topics objective. Well, today is about me. I am a very sexual person. I am romantic every blue moon. I also do not have a problem with PDA, but my PDA is a bit more aggressive than most men. When I was younger, I was little bit more rough around the edges...I grew up in Chicago. However, I have always been smooth. If you want to turn your woman on and get her p^ssy ready before you all even make it to the crib you might want to read How to Do PDA like the Hallway: Please do not attempt these acts if you are not a risk taker and don't have, for a lack of a better word, SWAG

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Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples

When will men learn that foreplay will enhance their P^ssy Retention Rate(I will explain this to you in the weeks to come), women dont like to feel rushed. Half of ya'll(men) cnt last anyway, so do more foreplay. Men shy away from the stuff that really puts women in the mood. The more you arouse her, the freakier she will become. P^ssy is like fruit in the regard that, the more you let it ripen; the more juicy and delicious it will taste when you finally bus it open.

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Top 9: Best Coochie a Man Can Receive in Life

Coochie comes in an assortment of grades and intensities like anything else. Sex is physical, but combined with emotion sex can be more than that. Sex can make time stop. Emotional coochie is the best, women f^ck better when there is a motive, when there is an incentive- love or pain is a great incentive. I've had "I'm bored and I just don't wanna sit in the house" coochie and even though I might bus a fat one, nothing can make your body shutter like...

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