The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XI

Dear theSUNK,

First, I would like to say that I am one of those clichés: lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Over time I have gotten to know myself sexually, what I like and dislike. Never did I think I would like to give oral, in fact I always said that I would never do it: I LIED!

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry X

Dear theSUNK,
I really really want to speak my peace on this fellatio diaries ... I'm in love with this site and blog. I've been kind of shy to say what I want to say but hey why not ....
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MackVice: How Should I Approach This Guy?

One of my readers wants to get busy with a guy that has been around for two years, but doesn't know exactly how to. They've both been vocal about how they've felt, tried once and failed, and neither has since made the first move or really put themselves out there. So she emailed theSUNK for some advice, I gave her something even better, it's called MackVice:
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Guest Post: 10 Things a Grown Man Should Never Do on a Date With a Grown Woman

Kat from DMVSingleLadies is always spitting that older auntie that's too grown to be sugarcoating it for you type of knowledge. Today, Kat tells Grown Ass Men Ten Things They Should Never Do on a Date with a Grown Ass Woman:

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Bro-Noooooo's: 4 Things Men Should Stop Doing in the Club

Man, I think everyone has heard of a bro-no before. The things men shouldn't do or things that are generally known to be unacceptable for letting your boy do. Sometimes when you go to the club, your boy drinks a little too much and starts to feel himself. The little voice in his head is no longer reasonable and is pumping him up to do things that will inevitably not get him laid and even embarrassed. Here's just a short list of Bro-No's that every man should know:
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Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:

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The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do

So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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PODCAST: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring

Announcement:

Check out the podcast I did with fellow bloggers Wisdom Is Misery J from Up4Dsn IpodKingCarter and Brian Joyner called "REAL MEN DON’T GOSSIP Ep. 1: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring"

HEAR theSUNK's Voice for the 1st Time

How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Do I Owe U Sex?

Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VII

Dear theSUNK,

I started sucking d!ck late but I'm happy to have found it. I think I enjoy it more than my victims. I never did drugs, performing fellatio gives me all the high I need. 

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Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples

When will men learn that foreplay will enhance their P^ssy Retention Rate(I will explain this to you in the weeks to come), women dont like to feel rushed. Half of ya'll(men) cnt last anyway, so do more foreplay. Men shy away from the stuff that really puts women in the mood. The more you arouse her, the freakier she will become. P^ssy is like fruit in the regard that, the more you let it ripen; the more juicy and delicious it will taste when you finally bus it open.

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Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:
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You Ain't Cum? That's Your Fault

There are plenty of men that want poonani, but don't know what to do with it when they get it. They brag about how they'll nail you to cross and have your toes curling(corny). Then you make it to the bedroom and he bought condoms that were to big for him, he couldn't eat the box, and his stroke was wack. Then you have guys like me that don't have to brag about sex- I've made so many women squirt I thought they did that on the regular, I've put so many women to sleep doctors call me before they perform surgery, and I've made so many women tremble the government blamed DC's earthquake on me. With that being said, I will do everything in my power to make a woman cum, EVERYTHING. Sometimes I don't always make them cum rather it was because of bad chemistry, leftover d!ck or whatever...and sometimes if You Ain't Cum, That's Your Fault...4 Reasons Why You Can't Blame a Man for Not Making You Cum

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What Do You Consider Cheating?: Love, Relationships, and Outsiders

Sometimes at the end of the day you have to look at your man or lady parts and ask yourself, "Did I Just Get Fucked?"
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Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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11 Things That The Hallway Finds Suspicious

This blog is just a fun laid back post for all the things I find suspicious and do not trust. Thank God It's Friday... 11 Things I Wouldn't Trust Even I Raised 'Em
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Phone Sex♂♀...3 Things Women Can Do On the Phone That Men Can't

Phone Etiquette is completely different for each sex; women can just do certain things on the phone that guys can't do. It's things on the phone that if you did do them your boy would hang up on you or curse you out with the quickness. However, a woman can do this without even flinching. Here are the 3 Things Women Can Do On the Phone That Men Can't:
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15 Things Good D!ck Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
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