There's a Seat Here!: Why Black Men Don't Go to Church?

Men in the black community that are grown enough to forego or have some sort of autonomy over their Sunday, usually don't go to church. Women are stuck between urging their partner to go to service with them or giving up on the request altogether. Even though it's not a complete deal breaker, women want to know "Why doesn't my man/boyfriend want to go to church with me?" It wouldn't even be an overstatement to say it hurts a woman when a man dismisses accompanying her to the Lord's house. Honestly, theSUNK doesn't know all the answers, but here are a few assumptions on why black men don't go to church:
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Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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Guest Post: 10 Things a Grown Man Should Never Do on a Date With a Grown Woman

Kat from DMVSingleLadies is always spitting that older auntie that's too grown to be sugarcoating it for you type of knowledge. Today, Kat tells Grown Ass Men Ten Things They Should Never Do on a Date with a Grown Ass Woman:

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Bro-Noooooo's: 4 Things Men Should Stop Doing in the Club

Man, I think everyone has heard of a bro-no before. The things men shouldn't do or things that are generally known to be unacceptable for letting your boy do. Sometimes when you go to the club, your boy drinks a little too much and starts to feel himself. The little voice in his head is no longer reasonable and is pumping him up to do things that will inevitably not get him laid and even embarrassed. Here's just a short list of Bro-No's that every man should know:
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Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:

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PODCAST: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring

Announcement:

Check out the podcast I did with fellow bloggers Wisdom Is Misery J from Up4Dsn IpodKingCarter and Brian Joyner called "REAL MEN DON’T GOSSIP Ep. 1: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring"

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I Have Needs? No. We Both Have Needs

The sexism card doesn't always work against women; sometimes it works in their favor. So many men in long distance relationships hear the same line from their women time and again: "I know you have needs, so do you, as long as...". As for the notion that women don't have the same needs as men, that sh!t is a copout. Women use this excuse so men don't bring up the same issues of fidelity. Talking bout "You Have Needs". No, We Both Have Needs. 

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Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters

Women cheat. Men cheat. However, when you listen to the radio or watch comedians run their routines, you always hear people say women are better cheaters. Don't believe them. When it comes to cheating men have all the power and less of the consequences. Since the dawn of infidelity Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters:

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GUEST POST: Women Need to SEE a Woman to Wanna BE Yo Woman

"The Man with the most women isn't the best looking man, the smartest man, the best dressed man or the richest man. The man with the most women is the man that makes the most women think that other women want him"

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Guest Post: Polygamy- PROLLY GIMME A Sister Wife

Not too long ago I asked my husband to take a second wife. This isn’t the first time I’ve asked and probably won’t be my last, but every time I ask I get the same look, frown and answer…"NO". But this time I decided to ask him why and his first and only response was “I’m Christian, it’s wrong and it’s a sin”. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that this chick is crazy. Well, no I’m not…at least I don’t think I am, but I have my reasons for asking.
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My Barber

The relationship between a black man and his barber will be the 3rd most important relationship a man has in his life before marriage; the first two being, his mother and his childhood friends. A black man's relationship with his barber is one of loyalty, openness, advice, and groomship. A barber is quintessential in any black man's life. The prickly hairs left on his collar from the shaping of the fresh, are like the wind beneath his wings. My Barber...

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And Other Coonery: Women Killed Him, I Just Hid the Body, Chivalry

A woman said, "Where are the gentlemen?" And a man replied,"Where are the women that need them?" Women have made it indicatively clear that they don't need men. Women take advantage of the gender roles and cry victim in the same breathe. Chivalry is dead and may it rest in peace. Chivalry is romanticism and should not be giving to every human organism that has a vagina.
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Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples

When will men learn that foreplay will enhance their P^ssy Retention Rate(I will explain this to you in the weeks to come), women dont like to feel rushed. Half of ya'll(men) cnt last anyway, so do more foreplay. Men shy away from the stuff that really puts women in the mood. The more you arouse her, the freakier she will become. P^ssy is like fruit in the regard that, the more you let it ripen; the more juicy and delicious it will taste when you finally bus it open.

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GUEST BLOG: An Ode to F^cking a Married Man

Why f^ck a married man you ask? The reasons can vary, it’s true.

So today, I’ll share a list in rhyme and tell you just a few.

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And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again. 

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Call Me? For What

Phones are made for talking and expressing thoughts that you cannot say in person. Hopefully, these thoughts are of some importance because phone bills ain't cheap. Women somehow believe that if a man calls to talk to them on the phone then he really cares, but I sit there like yeah he's a good one. There are a few reasons why men avoid taking on the phone with women, which leave men saying, "Call Me? For What?"(insert angry female response here)
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Phone Sex♂♀...3 Things Women Can Do On the Phone That Men Can't

Phone Etiquette is completely different for each sex; women can just do certain things on the phone that guys can't do. It's things on the phone that if you did do them your boy would hang up on you or curse you out with the quickness. However, a woman can do this without even flinching. Here are the 3 Things Women Can Do On the Phone That Men Can't:
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Did You Leave your Panties at Home?: The Lost Art of Flirting

Send a man on a chase. How can you be hard to get, if you don't know how to flirt? If flirting is essential to dating, then it is not men's fault if they do no court or date you, it's yours. It is your fault if all they talk about is sex or are overbearing. Flirting allows you to have control over how things move along; a woman's ability to flirt makes her intriguing and someone worth being pursued by a man. Attraction is the electrical current of a relationship, and it doesn't always have to be sexual. Flirting can be playful, make sparks fly between you and your pursuer.  Here's some sh!t you need to know, on why and how you should flirt:
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Pulling a Derwin: Do Men Fake Orgasms?

Remember that episode on The Game when Melanie and Derwin got back together. They set the mood, Melanie put on the sexy lingerie, and all that good stuff. Well, Derwin wound up faking an orgasm once or twice that night for fear of potentially getting Melanie pregnant, at the same time as another woman. Women think only they fake the Big O (go figure), but studies say men fake it as well, approximately 16%. So men fake orgasms, many women are furious about these findings and I can't understand why. Women often laugh  to their bff's about how they pulled one over on their boyfriends or that fine dude that disappointed them. Nevertheless, there's 4 Reasons Why a Guy Would Fake an Orgasm:
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Nobody's Safe: The Fag Factor 3

People always have countless arguments about gay men being born that way. *Shoulder Shrug* I suppose, but I have a clear-cut view of the three fags that there are. You have the biologicals, the homo thugs, and the temptresses. I will break down all three of them for you and please don't be sensitive and be turned off by the word fag, if you are you're a pr!ck because there are worse words.

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