Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XII


Dear theSUNK,

I can't explain the joy I feel when a penis touches the back of my throat.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram

They should have never given ya'll Instagram, because most of you just suck at taking pictures or lack creativity. Artistic people and fine women with about 1,000 followers or less are usually the best to follow on Instagram, just enough art and beauty without perpetual thirst. TheSUNK only follows a limited amount of people because ya'll be acting up out here on the social media and I ain't got time for wack sh!t going down my timeline. The list below is of pictures we all try to avoid on Instagram... So here are The Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram:
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What a Woman Should Know About Hooking Up with Other Women

TheSUNK.com thought it would be a good idea to write about "What a Woman Would Need to Know to Approach a Woman." Most women go through a bi-curious phase once in their life, right. Why? Because women are f*cking beautiful to men and to women. So when you want to touch someone as supple as yourself, you need to know the gist of how to approach her. Approaching men or being approached by men should have become pretty easy or at least do-able by now. However, approaching a woman is new terrain that most need prepping for. Here are 7 tips to approaching a woman for women:
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Friday, November 23, 2012

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry X


Dear theSUNK,
I really really want to speak my peace on this fellatio diaries ... I'm in love with this site and blog. I've been kind of shy to say what I want to say but hey why not ....
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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Guest Post: 10 Things a Grown Man Should Never Do on a Date With a Grown Woman

Kat from DMVSingleLadies is always spitting that older auntie that's too grown to be sugarcoating it for you type of knowledge. Today, Kat tells Grown Ass Men Ten Things They Should Never Do on a Date with a Grown Ass Woman:
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Saturday, August 25, 2012

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VIII


Dear theSUNK,
I LOVE GIVING HEAD PERIOD!
I've even given head to both sexes. 
I just like the feeling of knowing you can please this person by making love to them with your mouth alone.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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Friday, June 15, 2012

I Have Needs? No. We Both Have Needs

The sexism card doesn't always work against women; sometimes it works in their favor. So many men in long distance relationships hear the same line from their women time and again: "I know you have needs, so do you, as long as...". As for the notion that women don't have the same needs as men, that sh!t is a copout. Women use this excuse so men don't bring up the same issues of fidelity. Talking bout "You Have Needs". No, We Both Have Needs. 
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Monday, June 4, 2012

Older Women Taught Me

There is no magnificent or capturing lede to this post, only the things Older Women Taught Me:
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Monday, April 9, 2012

Please Be-Weave Me: How Men Really Feel About Weave

"Hey! Hey!! That's not a tumbleweed, that's a tumble-weave," said some poor soul that watched a mass of weave fly passed his feet. Tumble-weaves are usually balled up pieces of weave or tracks that you see blowing rambunctiously down the streets near hair salons, clubs, and other geographical locations where hoodrats(all ethnicities apply) dwell. This usually happens because someone didn't recycle their weave or got in a fight which resulted in a pulled track. Nonetheless, we are here today to discuss How Men Really Feel About Weave...
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Monday, April 2, 2012

You Sleep...

Women, today you will learn the things men hate about sleeping in the bed with you and the reasons he leaves your house after the end of making love beating it up. Not because he has a woman on the side or that he can't stand you. It's because you don't let him relax when it is time to go the f^ck to sleep. Four Things Men Hate About Sharing Their Beds with Women- You Sleep?
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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters

Women cheat. Men cheat. However, when you listen to the radio or watch comedians run their routines, you always hear people say women are better cheaters. Don't believe them. When it comes to cheating men have all the power and less of the consequences. Since the dawn of infidelity Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters:
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

MackVice: How Do Men Determine Who They are Going to Use a Condom With?

My readers send me some interesting questions from all the time and I enjoy answering them, hopefully you enjoy reading them. You can send your own questions here or to thesunk@ymail.com. Pop the Top...
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Monday, February 20, 2012

GUEST POST: Women Need to SEE a Woman to Wanna BE Yo Woman

"The Man with the most women isn't the best looking man, the smartest man, the best dressed man or the richest man. The man with the most women is the man that makes the most women think that other women want him"
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Monday, January 23, 2012

And Other Coonery: Women Killed Him, I Just Hid the Body, Chivalry


A woman said, "Where are the gentlemen?" And a man replied,"Where are the women that need them?" Women have made it indicatively clear that they don't need men. Women take advantage of the gender roles and cry victim in the same breathe. Chivalry is dead and may it rest in peace. Chivalry is romanticism and should not be giving to every human organism that has a vagina.
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Top 9: Best Coochie a Man Can Receive in Life


Coochie comes in an assortment of grades and intensities like anything else. Sex is physical, but combined with emotion sex can be more than that. Sex can make time stop. Emotional coochie is the best, women f^ck better when there is a motive, when there is an incentive- love or pain is a great incentive. I've had "I'm bored and I just don't wanna sit in the house" coochie and even though I might bus a fat one, nothing can make your body shutter like...

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again. 
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VI


Dear TheSUNK,

Can I spit on it?
Can I slob on it?
It's time for my mouths secretions and your D!ck to be meeting :)

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry V

Dear TheSunk, 
The thought of giving oral makes me horny.
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