Shut Up: Five of the Most Annoying People
Coming back to my hometown of Chicago I have found myself having fun, yet sometimes annoyed with the sh!t that comes with a place full of college kids and worthless hoodrats. People say dumb things, people do dumber things with no apologies to others or themselves. This blog is just a short, yet incomplete list of the Five of the Most Annoying People:
Women That are Always Excited to See Someone
How are you always excited to see a broad you see everyday? You saw her this morning when you left the apartment and now you see her on the yard. "OMG girl, I'm so happy to see you!" *screams and hugs her* I usually want to put a hit out on every woman that does that sh!t.
Women That Can't Suck Dick on Their Knees
"I feel like sucking d!ck on my knees is disrespectful." My reply, "So sucking d!ck on your feet is less disrespectful?" Her reply, "Idk it just makes me feel less than." My reply, "Well maybe more of this d!ck will make you feel better...." Not willing to suck d!ck on your knees is the most ridiculous sh!t ever, because women never seem to have a problem making men's faces sticky.
People That Can't Tell When You're Trying to End the Conversation
You know I'm trying to get off the phone, but nooooo you can't take that. So you have to try and start a new conversation. That's called phone hostage, when a person will not let you get off the phone in a respectful way. Take a hint and let me hang up next time.
N!ggas That Always Try to Make You Holla
*Nudges/Pushes you on the back* "Aye bruh, get at that...Man you need to holla at that...you scared or something?" Please stop nudging me on the back, if you think she's bad why don't you holla at her. Only n!ggaz that's scared to approach a female do this, and when you say go at her- they find some reason or another not to holla at her themselves.
Women That Look Like They Have an Ass Until They Stand Up
You see a pretty bad a$$ chick. Nice rack and beautiful eyes. *she stands up* Now you notice that she ain't got a shake to match those fries. You feel thoughts of regret, heartache, and disappointment, but you holla at her anyway. What's your excuse? She still gets wet don't she...
What annoys you? What are your pet peeves? What do you do that is annoying? How do you feel about performing fellatio on your knees? Why are women always excited to see their friends? How do you like a man to approach you?
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posted by theSUNK at
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1 Comments:
Q: What annoys you?
A: When a nigga cannot eat the box right! Why when I am about to bust this nut you move to a different direction that is the most annoying thing while having sex.
Q: What are your pet peeves?
A: HMMMMMMM depends on what happens
Q: What do you do that is annoying?
A: I don't usually like giving head on my knees but I will I just have to be in the mood. Or sometimes I just won't give and only receive :-p
Q: How do you feel about performing fellatio on your knees
A: I don't mind it I actually think that it turns a man on waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy more and wheeeew let me stop just know I love it!!
Q: Why are women always excited to see their friends?
A: Idk it's something about always seeing that one friend that you love so much!!! I love seeing my bestfriend because its never a dull moment and we talk about everything.
Q: How do you like a man to approach you?
A: I would want a man to approach me with respect I don't do the "ayyyyyy light skin"
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