The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do

So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Operation Rebound: Get Your BFF Over Her Ex

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This is for the woman that is tired of seeing her pretty BFF mess with the wrong guy. It's for the friend that genuinely cares and wants her to move on with her love life. You hate seeing her loathe around the house over a no-nothing a$$ type of dude. Well, here's what you need to do to get her out of the sticks and on to some new stick. Initializing Operation Rebound:
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The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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Facials: No Skeet for the Mrs?

R E S P E CT, find out what it means to me. A facial doesn't mean I respect you any less than I did before I took your clothes off. It's a part of us being freaky, having crazy voodoo sex. When you are a true freak in the bedroom you have a short term memory. Nasty freaky slut 's can quickly be replaced with beautiful black queen 's.
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I Want Your B!tch/Man

For some reason American society promotes taking another person's something, rather than working hard for  yours. Men want to take other guy's girls and women want to steal other chick's men. Apparently, there aren't enough men and women to go around. I don't want to search and look, I Want Your B!tch. Sorry You Can't Have Her.
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Shut Up: Five of the Most Annoying People

Coming back to my hometown of Chicago I have found myself having fun, yet sometimes annoyed with the sh!t that comes with a place full of college kids and worthless hoodrats. People say dumb things, people do dumber things with no apologies to others or themselves. This blog is just a short, yet incomplete list of the Five of the Most Annoying People:

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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy, Preview

Picture found at my girl @tribecalledcree tumblr.

...Pushing your legs back, until your pussy faces the ceiling,

and my tongue is caught between the crosshairs of your clit and lips.

Can you see my eyes looking back up at you?

While you anticipate my tongue dancing on your clit,

Should I moonwalk on it like the King of Pop (Michael Jackson)?

And take it slow and easy.

Or Should I cut the rug like the King of Soul (James Brown)?

And let my tongue be fast and erratic.

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