KickBack Etiquette Part I
Over the summer I have attended a many kickback, party, afterparties and/or get-togethers. Unlike parties get-togethers are more chill; they allow you to get to the know the bad motherf^cker with the suede wedges on. They optimize your chances of getting laid or finding your soul mate. However, some people don't understand that there are certain expectations of those that attend the kickback. These rules will help incoming freshman, those new to kickbacks, and people whom always seem to successfully have weak a$$ kickbacks.
KickBackRule 1
No CockBlocking, all cockblockish acts are
punishable up to death
KickBackRule 2
Put Money on the Liquor, IDGAF if you a
woman, viking, avatar, or space creature. Aint Sh!t Free
KickBackRule 3
If You Aint Put On, We Accept Pussy Payments
as Well. (women only)
KickBackRule 4
Know Your Limit. We Aint Taking Care of Nobody. Every man, woman, or minor(how did u get here?) for themselves.
KickBackRule 5
Why Come to a KickBack If You Have an attitude. Be prepared to Mingle or Get the F^ck Off My Sofa?
KickBackRule 6
You Fuck at a KickBack, So You Can Have a
Ride Home in the Morning... No Ass = Bus Pass (women)
KickBackRule 7
We Dont Care Which One of Us You Sleep With You,
Long as One of the Guys Got Some Cheeks #cuzthatshowniggazroll
KickBackRule 8
The Kickback is like Vegas. “What Happens at
the KickBack Stays at the Kickback” rather you got a train ran on you, you
shitted in the middle of the floor, fell and busted your shit- all that shit is
confidential.
KickBackRule9
Anybody that can't keep their mouth closed about what happened at the kickback is a b!tch a$$ nigga or worthless female.
KickBackRule10
Dont invite b!tch a$$ n!ggaz or worthless females to the kickback. You already know they aint bout that having a good time life.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done at a kickback? What do you think makes a kickback enjoyable? Have you ever messed up the whole mood of a kickback? Have you ever had a one night stand after meeting someone at a kickback? Did ya'll try to keep in touch? Have you ever thrown a kickback? Do you believe women should put money on the liquor? Did you even know what a kickback was before this post? Are kickbacks better than parties? Did you like theSUNK? Well LIKE THAT SH!T NOW THEN. HERE YOU GO...theSUNK on FB
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posted by theSUNK at
7:45 PM
3 Comments:
What's the craziest thing you've ever done at a kickback? I gave the host a lapdance.
Are kickbacks better than parties? Definitely, it's less pressure to dance and a much more comfortable environment depending on te size.
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Q:What's the craziest thing you've ever done at a kickback?
A:I haven't done anything care so NOTHING
Q:What do you think makes a kickback enjoyable?
A: The fact that everyone has a mutual understanding, that we are all here to CHILL and HAVE GOOD LAUGHS WHILE DRINKING!
Q: Have you ever messed up the whole mood of a kickback?
A: No
Q: Have you ever had a one night stand after meeting someone at a kickback?
A: NOPE
Q: Did ya'll try to keep in touch?
A: I didn't have a one night stand
Q: Have you ever thrown a kickback?
A: No, but I want to.
Q: Do you believe women should put money on the liquor?
A: Hell yes! I don't believe that the people invited should, BUT if they bring some liquor that would be great! The people that are throwing the kickback male or female, should put up for the liquor.
Q: Did you even know what a kickback was before this post?
A: Yes
Q: Are kickbacks better than parties?
A: Like the above said, they are a much comfortable environment. I could probably come with sweats or jeans on and still be perfectly dressed. I LOVE KICKBACKS
Q: Did you like theSUNK?
A: I already did!!!
Craziest shit I did at a kickback? I blew my fiancee for the first time in the backseat of my best friends boyfriends car....
What makes a kickback enjoyable? Good friends, good music, and good booze.
Have I ever messed up the mood of a kickback? No, I'm too awesome for that.
One night stand? Nope. I'm happily almost married.
Thrown a kickback? No, hence why I'm reading this. I've attended many, but want to throw one of my own.
Should women throw money down? Hell yeah. Shit ain't cheap and if you can drink it, you can buy it.
Kickbacks vs. parties? Kickbacks are better. Less drama.
Like theSUNK? I do now. :)
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