A Simple Kiss...

She had just come back to Chicago from school and needed a ride from the train station. We talked about playing one another in Uno(card game). Since I'm the Uno champion we arranged for me to defend my title. When we first got to my boy Fooley's crib we sat down and chatted, I was shuffling the deck like we were betting our houses on this game. I made the game a little more interesting, so I broke out some Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, Boones Farm and Peach Andre; just a sweet light drink. We made a wager. Which was just a simple kiss.
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GUEST POST: Women Need to SEE a Woman to Wanna BE Yo Woman

"The Man with the most women isn't the best looking man, the smartest man, the best dressed man or the richest man. The man with the most women is the man that makes the most women think that other women want him"

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I GOT B!TCHES Poem

Life isnt going as planned right now

As facial hairs turn grey or blonde

and dormant torments manifest into unwanted visitors...

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KickBack Etiquette Part I

Over the summer I have attended a many kickback, party, afterparties and/or get-togethers. Unlike parties get-togethers are more chill; they allow you to get to the know the bad motherf^cker with the suede wedges on. They optimize your chances of getting laid or finding your soul mate. However, some people don't understand that there are certain expectations of those that attend the kickback. These rules will help incoming freshman, those new to kickbacks, and people whom always seem to successfully have weak  a$$ kickbacks.

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry IV

Dear Diary,

Fellatio, I do it and not to toot my own horn but, I do it well.

Giving head is a sexual act of empowerment for me. Now I love riding and getting dick but there is nothing like having that hard working man lay on his back and enjoy my work.

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