Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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Sexting and What You Should Know Before You Press Send

Sexting can either enhance your sex life or destroy it along with your public persona. If you're going to get in this sexting game you gotta do it right. To avoid sexting altogether proves somewhat daunting, because who doesn't like to give or receive pictures specifically tailored for them. For the most part women are the givers of sexts and men are the receivers, so it is only right that this post will focus on women. This is the Sh!t U Need 2 Know Before You Press Send:
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Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?

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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part II

At the end of the night, if you haven't made enough to pay your "tip outs", who looks like the fool? That means you have to work for double on the next night. Not for your bills , but for your employees. Here's the Strip Club Staff "Tip Out" Breakdown:

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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part I

This could possibly seem hilarious to many of those who don't approve, but oh well, who's asking you? Dancers are just like your average jobseeker that seeks a place of employment.
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The Thrill is Gone: I Crushed My Crush

You're never too old for a crush. You're never too grown to fawn over a sexy specimen, that seemed to have been specifically engineered by the hand's of God for your own personal consumption. Being shy and horny while looking at someone you think you'd never have is what life is all about. Crushing your crush and the thrill leaving the room shortly after like a smell grown accustomed to by a set of moist nostrils is also what life is about.
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GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 

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Make Her Thirst: How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom?

My last post was entitled, "Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples," when wrote that I realized that men don't know how to be teases. However, if you are to be a beast in the bedroom, how can you not be a tease? Arousal not stimulation is your biggest weapon against a woman's p^ssy. The build-up and anticipation of receiving makes a woman helpless. Today I will tell you(men and for the women that are reading send it to your man *share button*)...How to Be a Male Tease:
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GUEST BLOG: An Ode to F^cking a Married Man

Why f^ck a married man you ask? The reasons can vary, it’s true.

So today, I’ll share a list in rhyme and tell you just a few.

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GUEST POST: Not All Cum is Created Equal

In response to my most controversial blog, "Are You Ms. Pretty Pussy", one of my avid readers felt that it was her duty to address the different types of cum(which I took the liberty of naming). She has her five and tells us which one is the most desirable to play with. Post After the Drop...

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The Art of Tipping Strippers

There is an art form to tipping a stripper. As mundane as it appears, it isn't as simple as it may seem. Until you do it wrong and your left with this uneasy feeling of stupidity. So, I sat aside some time to show you how to do it correctly...Tipping Strippers
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KickBack Etiquette Part I

Over the summer I have attended a many kickback, party, afterparties and/or get-togethers. Unlike parties get-togethers are more chill; they allow you to get to the know the bad motherf^cker with the suede wedges on. They optimize your chances of getting laid or finding your soul mate. However, some people don't understand that there are certain expectations of those that attend the kickback. These rules will help incoming freshman, those new to kickbacks, and people whom always seem to successfully have weak  a$$ kickbacks.

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Skandalous: Can You Turn a Hoe Into a Housewife?

People Change. Birds Fly. Hoes F^ck. Can you turn a hoe into a housewife? You can't spell "housewife" without "h0e" and "us". Is an "us" enough to turn a person into one that can be completely committed to you? Whores have tongues made of sugar and minds made of rotten deceit, but how could you know? A fat a$$ and a smile is like a cloud of smoke to any d!ck with a pulse. Nonetheless it is true "no, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife because hoes just don't act right" Tupac.

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