The Art of Tipping Strippers

There is an art form to tipping a stripper. As mundane as it appears, it isn't as simple as it may seem. Until you do it wrong and your left with this uneasy feeling of stupidity. So, I sat aside some time to show you how to do it correctly...Tipping Strippers

HOW TO TIP A STRIPPER

The Tuck Method 1:
When tipping a stripper make sure that your dollar is crisp. Fold it Lengthwise. Stroke it a few times to get the proper crease. Place it in any garment such as a G-String, thong, etc that can hold your gratuity(tip). Look her in the eyes and let them lead you to the spot where she wants her tip.

Air Plane Method 2: 
The Air Plane consists of folding your dollar into an aerial-like form, thus throwing it onto the stripper or stage. Depends on how you do it, it can set you apart from the other tippers or get you looked at like a complete idiot.

Make It Rain Method 3:

Depicted in figure 1.1 consists of a tipper having a copious amount of money to mimic the sudden downpour of rain. Strippers usually like this method the most. There is no way this can backfire, unless the dancer is stricken by a series of paper-cuts of some sort. 

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The Smack Method 4:
This method is best done when the stripper has somewhat began to sweat. So you take your dollar bill and cuff it in your hand. While the stripper is dancing you firmly smack her on the a$$ leaving the dollar bill stuck to her skin. This is an intimate act, if you do it right she might slide you her number and  you guys can hit up the local IHOP afterwards. If you aren't sexy or a big tipper, this might lead to you getting your a$$ bounced out the club.

So don't make it to the strip club, bewildered by huge asses and pulsating vaginas with glow-in-the-dark piercings. Summoning your hard earned tips so they can reach their monthly quota of weed money, car notes, rent, and even tuition.

What did you learn? Have you ever been to the strip club or a stripper party?Are you a good tipper? Are you a stripper? Have you ever considered stripping? What method did I miss? Do you ever think these tips/methods will come in handy? Have you ever stripped for your boo?

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