The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XI

Dear theSUNK,

First, I would like to say that I am one of those clichés: lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Over time I have gotten to know myself sexually, what I like and dislike. Never did I think I would like to give oral, in fact I always said that I would never do it: I LIED!

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A Simple Kiss...

She had just come back to Chicago from school and needed a ride from the train station. We talked about playing one another in Uno(card game). Since I'm the Uno champion we arranged for me to defend my title. When we first got to my boy Fooley's crib we sat down and chatted, I was shuffling the deck like we were betting our houses on this game. I made the game a little more interesting, so I broke out some Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, Boones Farm and Peach Andre; just a sweet light drink. We made a wager. Which was just a simple kiss.
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The XXX-BOX Diaries III: Rock the Boat

I sit bored as I flicked through the channels in my stateroom on my 5^th cruise.

I’m with people who have never been before so they decide to explore the boat—I just wanted to lay down.

I start to think about a friend that I couldn’t wait to explore sexually back at home.

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So You Wanna Try Anal?

If you let your man do anal, chances are you're really feeling him. Anal is a rare occurrence for the average fornicator. You have some women that only prefer anal and it doesn't matter as much if they let a guy do it, but these women are hard to find. This blog is for you, the beginner, that wants to try anal someday and for the others that cringe at the mere mention of anal. So You Wanna Try Anal?
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We Ruined Each Other, Poem

We s^cked and We f^cked so much the moans drowned out the talk.
All we did was joke around on those long walks.
We should've taken each other more serious.
Cute smirks, romantic glances turned to barren advances.
What felt like the beginning of forever, so quickly turned to nothing much at all.
I remember the first time I saw you.
Delicious to a set of eyes that weren't hungry.
A worthy investment for a heart that only lusted money.
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Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:
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Lemme Smell It!

If you have done any of the 3 things I am about to list below in your relationship, it might be time to break-up with your creeping(assumed) man. Here are 3 Ridiculous Things Women Do to Detour a Man from Cheating:


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You Ain't Cum? That's Your Fault

There are plenty of men that want poonani, but don't know what to do with it when they get it. They brag about how they'll nail you to cross and have your toes curling(corny). Then you make it to the bedroom and he bought condoms that were to big for him, he couldn't eat the box, and his stroke was wack. Then you have guys like me that don't have to brag about sex- I've made so many women squirt I thought they did that on the regular, I've put so many women to sleep doctors call me before they perform surgery, and I've made so many women tremble the government blamed DC's earthquake on me. With that being said, I will do everything in my power to make a woman cum, EVERYTHING. Sometimes I don't always make them cum rather it was because of bad chemistry, leftover d!ck or whatever...and sometimes if You Ain't Cum, That's Your Fault...4 Reasons Why You Can't Blame a Man for Not Making You Cum

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The Art of Tipping Strippers

There is an art form to tipping a stripper. As mundane as it appears, it isn't as simple as it may seem. Until you do it wrong and your left with this uneasy feeling of stupidity. So, I sat aside some time to show you how to do it correctly...Tipping Strippers
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15 Things Good D!ck Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy, Preview

Picture found at my girl @tribecalledcree tumblr.

...Pushing your legs back, until your pussy faces the ceiling,

and my tongue is caught between the crosshairs of your clit and lips.

Can you see my eyes looking back up at you?

While you anticipate my tongue dancing on your clit,

Should I moonwalk on it like the King of Pop (Michael Jackson)?

And take it slow and easy.

Or Should I cut the rug like the King of Soul (James Brown)?

And let my tongue be fast and erratic.

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Just Because You Give It to Me Now

Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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