Friday, October 28, 2011

Smacking A$$ is a Science

Smacking a$$ is just as underrated as the proper handshake. There is a science to smacking a$$- one must convey a sense of assertiveness without being too aggressive, a sense of playfulness without it being considered non-sexual, and a sense of intimacy without being considered soft. In a sexual relationship the first a$$ smack can be just as memorable as the first kiss or first time you made your lover nut up. However, this blog will apply to PDA, in the bedroom, the strip club and all arenas where smacking a$$ counts.
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Friday, October 14, 2011

The Art of Tipping Strippers


There is an art form to tipping a stripper. As mundane as it appears, it isn't as simple as it may seem. Until you do it wrong and your left with this uneasy feeling of stupidity. So, I sat aside some time to show you how to do it correctly...Tipping Strippers
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

You Sure You Got It?- The 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman

Usually when I'm in the bedroom it takes me nothing to undress a woman. I can get her clothes off faster than a chimp could unpeel a banana. Timing when concerning undressing a woman is very imperative. It's so many things going on while undressing a chick; trying to keep your d!ck on hard, stay sexy, keep the mood right. All of these things happen while doing it in front of the most judgemental of audiences, your lover/fuckee. We all want to undress women, but not always the easiest thing. Here's the 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman in Order from Easiest to Hardest:
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