They Should Have Never Given You N!ggaz Money, Edition 3

Lebron, Lebron, Lebron. You came into the league as one of the most anticipated guards in NBA history. They continuously called you a freak of nature, a beast, something unseen before. They even gave you the moniker "King James". You turned yourself into a diva and a circus act; Hello, "Queen James".


You looked like a fool yesterday night, trying to be cordial to your old Cleveland fans and team, knowing d@mn well you left they hanging like a pair of dry testicles. Trying to spark up conversation with the team you abandoned, but I do have some compassion for you though. You did spend 7 years with them. How much longer were you suppose to stay? Who the hell wants to go through their entire NBA career without having gotten a big shiny rang, feel me? But how you left is what I disagree with.

 

The whole summer you left Cleveland fans in a state of nostalgia, waiting on you to come back like a b!tch that just pissed her man off with 3 kids that aren't his. While you drank margaritas in Miami, pissed in pools with your babymama and fingered white chicks(I made that up). You left Cleveland in a dismal state of wonder. Why didn't you just tell them from jump? Instead of having a good d@mn Decision Show and making a commercial about it, wtf was that.

Is that how you break up with your old b!itch by stunting with your new b!tch, men don't do sh!t like that. Was that the mature thing to do? Now you're down there in Miami and things aren't going as planned. How long will it take you to throw Spoelstra under the tour bus. Because I'm pretty sure you won't take responsibility for your actions; blame it on the offense, right?

There is no denying how good you are on the court, but your interpersonal relationship building could use alot of maturing. Maybe one day you will grow into your title as a King, but now it is quite undeserved. Great Kings are well-rounded and polished. Great Kings are servants to the people, yet you only serve you. What will be your big sacrifice? How much does your heart weigh outside of the basketball court?

"The Lebron of Rhyme/Hard to be Humble when You're Stunting on a Jumbotron" Kanye West, Devil in a New Dress