Sunday, June 24, 2012

PODCAST: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring

Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Thrill is Gone: I Crushed My Crush


You're never too old for a crush. You're never too grown to fawn over a sexy specimen, that seemed to have been specifically engineered by the hand's of God for your own personal consumption. Being shy and horny while looking at someone you think you'd never have is what life is all about. Crushing your crush and the thrill leaving the room shortly after like a smell grown accustomed to by a set of moist nostrils is also what life is about.
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Friday, December 3, 2010

They Should Have Never Given You N!ggaz Money, Edition 3



Lebron, Lebron, Lebron. You came into the league as one of the most anticipated guards in NBA history. They continuously called you a freak of nature, a beast, something unseen before. They even gave you the moniker "King James". You turned yourself into a diva and a circus act; Hello, "Queen James".
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