You Sure You Got It?- The 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman

Usually when I'm in the bedroom it takes me nothing to undress a woman. I can get her clothes off faster than a chimp could unpeel a banana. Timing when concerning undressing a woman is very imperative. It's so many things going on while undressing a chick; trying to keep your d!ck on hard, stay sexy, keep the mood right. All of these things happen while doing it in front of the most judgemental of audiences, your lover/fuckee. We all want to undress women, but not always the easiest thing. Here's the 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman in Order from Easiest to Hardest:

Easiest- Bra
See bras are usually the hardest for most guys. Reaching around a bobbing head trying to unhook some shit can be a helluva task. It's really contingent upon how big her titties are and how tight the bra. There will be good days and there will be bad days. You can't really ever tell her to take it off, because it's traditional that guys unsnap those mounds of sexy.

Moderate-Shoes/Boots/Thigh High Boots
Most of the time women take off their own shoes, but when your called upon you have to be smooth. Shoes are kinda easy, but heels with different straps can be difficult when focused on tapping that a$$. If she's wearing heels or wedges I usually tell her to leave em on, so I can watch her feet dangle from the edge of the bed while I ram her from behind like a rear end accident. Knee high boots (and No I don't f^ck prostitutes)are the hardest footwear to remove if they don't have the zipper on the side. Because it's a science to easing them off- you can't yank 'em off, but you can pull 'em off like a gentle prick, either.

Hardest-Tight A$$ Jeans
Leggings are a piece of cake. Stocking/fishnets you just have to be gentle with. Skirts throw 'em up over the ass. But tight a$$ jeans that look like she painted them on are a fucking nightmare. First, you have to get them over that fat booty and from around those hips with the extra sway. Then, the hardest part is rolling them down her legs. Guys make the mistake of trying to pull off pants, but you have to grab the entire pants leg and ease it down the foot. Then finally, you can just slide them panties to the side and f^ck the wetness outta of her on a pile of clothes.

Those are my dreaded top three, before I get to unleash that thang on a poor wet p^ssy. Over the years, I've gotten good at tossing ore clothes to the wind than the Tasmanian Devil at a fashion show. I've realized that the simplicity of undressing is just as important as anything is before, during, and after sex, that's why I take my time and do it right. Nobody said undressing a b!tch would be easy, but somebody's gotta do it. Shouts out to the Undresser...

What do you think is the hardest thing to take off of a woman/man? What do guys have the most difficulty taking off of you? Has someone ever been so bad at undressing you, you became dry? How fast can you get undressed? How fast can you get dressed? Do you like to f^ck with your clothes on/off? Do you even want the other person to undress you?