No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do

So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Operation Rebound: Get Your BFF Over Her Ex

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This is for the woman that is tired of seeing her pretty BFF mess with the wrong guy. It's for the friend that genuinely cares and wants her to move on with her love life. You hate seeing her loathe around the house over a no-nothing a$$ type of dude. Well, here's what you need to do to get her out of the sticks and on to some new stick. Initializing Operation Rebound:
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The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Meet the Parents: Who's Truly Worth Meeting?

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You guys are in a blossoming new relationship and you've moved passed the awkward stage of "What are we?" You're passed the pulling your hair out frustration stage of just casual dating. You are now officially his boo thang and now you want to know exactly how serious he is. Well, a good measurement of this is the people he makes an effort to introduce you to claiming you as his own. So now you want to know, "Who's truly worth meeting?"
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Do Accents Accent Attraction?

When we think about attraction we talk about looks such as "how tall?" or "how thick?" or other things that may paint a picture about a man or woman. However, how a person talks and sounds can turn you on or off, it all depends on what you're attracted to. Nothing gets the panties wetter than a sexy voice and accent. Today we're just going to discuss a few well-known accents and how attractive they are, nothing too heavy.
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Do I Owe U Sex?

Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?

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Let It Out: Squirt on this D!ck?!

Squirting is the Big Foot of Sex. Many say they've experienced it and the same amount of others have said it doesn't exist. Some even say it's just p!ss. Now where do I lie on this topic? I've seen it with my own two.  I've seen the build up release as a stream of intense pleasure succumbing to all the body's senses rather it splashed, gushed, or even flew into the air like it came from the opening of some aquatic monstrosity. Ever since I've seen it, I've been addicted to it. It's what I strive for. After you make her squirt, then you make her cum and cum hard. Let It Out and Squirt on This D!ck!!!

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Make Her Thirst: How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom?

My last post was entitled, "Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples," when wrote that I realized that men don't know how to be teases. However, if you are to be a beast in the bedroom, how can you not be a tease? Arousal not stimulation is your biggest weapon against a woman's p^ssy. The build-up and anticipation of receiving makes a woman helpless. Today I will tell you(men and for the women that are reading send it to your man *share button*)...How to Be a Male Tease:
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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy II- Hadn't Eaten Anything All Morning

All day we lounged around the room. I opened the blinds and the sun joined us as we talked about past relationships, our future and everything in between. My sheets were a bright snowlike white; they were comfy and lazy infused. While other students were either taking finals or studying for them, we stayed in sexy a stuper indifferent to the frantic campus miles away.
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You Sure You Got It?- The 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman

Usually when I'm in the bedroom it takes me nothing to undress a woman. I can get her clothes off faster than a chimp could unpeel a banana. Timing when concerning undressing a woman is very imperative. It's so many things going on while undressing a chick; trying to keep your d!ck on hard, stay sexy, keep the mood right. All of these things happen while doing it in front of the most judgemental of audiences, your lover/fuckee. We all want to undress women, but not always the easiest thing. Here's the 3 Hardest Things to Take Off a Woman in Order from Easiest to Hardest:
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