Happy Thanksgiving: Tip Your Lover- Cumming=Gratuity Moans=Incentive

How do you say "thank you" in sex, without actually saying "thank you"? In the confines of your 300 thread-count sheets and under the flicker of candlelights, "thank you" still counts. They tell your lover that their performance with or to you, was a job well done- this is called sexual gratuity or tipping your lover.

In sex, unless one is referring to prostitution there is no way to show gratuity other than cumming or returning sexual favors. As a giving man, I prefer women to show their gratitude by cumming. Therefore, I must do things or perform in a manner that is worth giving thanks or cumming for. 97.9% of the time, rather by lick, d!ck, or flicks(fingers)- I do. One must not expect to get a tip or gratuity, if their service is not up to par. My lips must be on her every beck and call.

When it comes to sex either you are there to be pleased, to pleasure, or in rare instances do both. Now if you are great at pleasuring, they will show their gratitude by trembling, screaming, scratching, yelling, squirting, cursing or cumming- these are usually accompanying cues that one has been or is being sexually fulfilled. These are the monetary currency of the sexual bartering system. But if you get none of this in return you should assume that you have not satisfied them, which in turn should make you unsatisfied; unless you're just selfish.

Example: Lick, Dick, Flick(Service)=Scream, Cream, Orgasm(Gratuity/Money).

However, even if one's performance isn't scream, cream, or orgasm worthy, it has come to my attention that women use sexual incentives to make men perform better at any giving time. Sexual incentives are not exactly faking it, but rather an immediate incentive for men to put in the necessary work to achieve the actual or authentic gratification(the real O). Teachers even give good grades on midterms to encourage better final academic performances, so incentives in the bedroom should be harmless as well.

Example: Woman says to Girlfriend, "Girl, I started moaning and talking sh!t, then that tongue/d!ck went to weeerk! Dayum! I'm starting to get wet just thinking about it."

Erotic encouragement is used to induce a certain behavior on your lover. Many men are guilty of not being vocal enough in bed, which is sexually discouraging to women. Even I've noticed with a well-timed "damn, baby" or "aw sh!t" I can turn a woman with just a healthy appetite for sex into a cum-craving, slut(whatever this means, it sounded pretty freaky though). Which is evidence that, us, men fake it too sometimes but it's all for the greater of suck-ciety.

Tipping your lover is a way to keep them performing at a rate that is desired and sometimes incentives are needed to boost employee(d!ck/tongue) morale.

Have you ever used moaning as a sexual incentive, to get the desired sex you actually wanted?  Did this post make sense? Have you ever experienced a man faking it?
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