The XXX-BOX Diaries III: Rock the Boat

I sit bored as I flicked through the channels in my stateroom on my 5^th cruise.

I’m with people who have never been before so they decide to explore the boat—I just wanted to lay down.

I start to think about a friend that I couldn’t wait to explore sexually back at home.

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VIII

Dear theSUNK,

I LOVE GIVING HEAD PERIOD!

I've even given head to both sexes. 

I just like the feeling of knowing you can please this person by making love to them with your mouth alone.

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There was a Robo... and His Name was Nonchalant(Re-Post)

Not to be misunderstood or misconstrued, but women love men that act like men. All the qualities they hate about you though they couldn't do without, it makes them love you. One of these qualities is being Nonchalant.
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Meet the Parents: Who's Truly Worth Meeting?

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You guys are in a blossoming new relationship and you've moved passed the awkward stage of "What are we?" You're passed the pulling your hair out frustration stage of just casual dating. You are now officially his boo thang and now you want to know exactly how serious he is. Well, a good measurement of this is the people he makes an effort to introduce you to claiming you as his own. So now you want to know, "Who's truly worth meeting?"
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The Ten Cheating Commandments

There's rules to every game, even games that might not be worth playing like cheating. However, if you must cheat do it right and keep it tight. Here are the Ten Cheating Commandments:
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Have You Ever Been D!ckSmacked?

Have You Ever Been D!cksmacked? Have you ever had a big, black heavy d!ck smack you on your lips, cheek, and tongue? Have you ever had a d!ck spanking, whether it was because of your good blow job or your lazy mouth-a-batics skills? A d!cksmack should be merciless, abusing your face with ever ounce of hard d!ck one can muster.
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We Ruined Each Other, Poem

We s^cked and We f^cked so much the moans drowned out the talk.
All we did was joke around on those long walks.
We should've taken each other more serious.
Cute smirks, romantic glances turned to barren advances.
What felt like the beginning of forever, so quickly turned to nothing much at all.
I remember the first time I saw you.
Delicious to a set of eyes that weren't hungry.
A worthy investment for a heart that only lusted money.
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Guest Post: Polygamy- PROLLY GIMME A Sister Wife

Not too long ago I asked my husband to take a second wife. This isn’t the first time I’ve asked and probably won’t be my last, but every time I ask I get the same look, frown and answer…"NO". But this time I decided to ask him why and his first and only response was “I’m Christian, it’s wrong and it’s a sin”. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that this chick is crazy. Well, no I’m not…at least I don’t think I am, but I have my reasons for asking.
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GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 

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My Barber

The relationship between a black man and his barber will be the 3rd most important relationship a man has in his life before marriage; the first two being, his mother and his childhood friends. A black man's relationship with his barber is one of loyalty, openness, advice, and groomship. A barber is quintessential in any black man's life. The prickly hairs left on his collar from the shaping of the fresh, are like the wind beneath his wings. My Barber...

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And Other Coonery: Women Killed Him, I Just Hid the Body, Chivalry

A woman said, "Where are the gentlemen?" And a man replied,"Where are the women that need them?" Women have made it indicatively clear that they don't need men. Women take advantage of the gender roles and cry victim in the same breathe. Chivalry is dead and may it rest in peace. Chivalry is romanticism and should not be giving to every human organism that has a vagina.
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How to Do PDA like The Hallway

I don't always talk about myself on theSUNK, most of the time I keep the topics objective. Well, today is about me. I am a very sexual person. I am romantic every blue moon. I also do not have a problem with PDA, but my PDA is a bit more aggressive than most men. When I was younger, I was little bit more rough around the edges...I grew up in Chicago. However, I have always been smooth. If you want to turn your woman on and get her p^ssy ready before you all even make it to the crib you might want to read How to Do PDA like the Hallway: Please do not attempt these acts if you are not a risk taker and don't have, for a lack of a better word, SWAG

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Top 9: Best Coochie a Man Can Receive in Life

Coochie comes in an assortment of grades and intensities like anything else. Sex is physical, but combined with emotion sex can be more than that. Sex can make time stop. Emotional coochie is the best, women f^ck better when there is a motive, when there is an incentive- love or pain is a great incentive. I've had "I'm bored and I just don't wanna sit in the house" coochie and even though I might bus a fat one, nothing can make your body shutter like...

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Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:
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And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again. 

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Are You, Wife Material or a Wifey? REVISITED

Are You Wife Material or a Wifey happens to be my third most read post to date. Not only do women want to be successful in their careers, but ultimately they want to be boo'd up, to find a man, get married, have great sex and have beautiful children. The last post was said to be vague, and it left some readers more frustrated than they were before they read it. So how do you know you're a Wife-to-Be rather than just a Wifey? Well refer back to part one. But if you want to know what men look for in the women they choose to wife up, then read this Are You, Wife Material or aWifey? REVISITED, theSUNK's Top 20...

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Happy Thanksgiving: Tip Your Lover- Cumming=Gratuity Moans=Incentive

How do you say "thank you" in sex, without actually saying "thank you"? In the confines of your 300 thread-count sheets and under the flicker of candlelights, "thank you" still counts. They tell your lover that their performance with or to you, was a job well done- this is called sexual gratuity or tipping your lover.

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Lemme Smell It!

If you have done any of the 3 things I am about to list below in your relationship, it might be time to break-up with your creeping(assumed) man. Here are 3 Ridiculous Things Women Do to Detour a Man from Cheating:


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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry V

Dear TheSunk, 

The thought of giving oral makes me horny.

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Don't Hurt Her, Please Do?

These past few years discoveries have been made, matrices unlocked, secrets unveiled, and codes have been cracked like eggs ready to be scrambled... Yes, yes indeed progress has been made in the understanding of the female psyche. We must begin by saying, "women are stronger than men."
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