GUEST POST: Not All Cum is Created Equal

In response to my most controversial blog, "Are You Ms. Pretty Pussy", one of my avid readers felt that it was her duty to address the different types of cum(which I took the liberty of naming). She has her five and tells us which one is the most desirable to play with. Post After the Drop...

“To All Skeet Skeet Motherf^cker, To All Skeet Skeet God D@mn!” Ever since Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz dropped Get Low, it appears as though men have been on a skeeting frenzy. Imagine getting down with a man, the mood is right and ya’ll are enjoying sexual bliss. Then he looks deeply into your eyes and says let me buss one on your face. Really tho!?! Now don’t misunderstand me, there is nothing wrong with the occasional facial or cum to the throat. What men don’t and/or can’t fathom is what cum looks like from the receiver's perspective.

My apologies for bursting your bubbles fellas but not all cum is created equal, nor is it viewed the same. There are several aspects that make cum desirable--- smell, taste, color and consistency. With consistency alone carrying a huge weight on whether or not cum will be deemed attractive, it’s time we shed light on the different forms. Here are my Five Most Common Types of Cum Consistency:

The Pre-Cum Continuer: These men have clear cum that is as fluid and translucent as water.  Whenever these men orgasm you always have to ask, “Did you cum?!?!” because there isn’t distinct evidence of the ejaculation.  In many ways I call this man, a Pre-Cum Continuer. Oftentimes, there won’t be a huge difference between the appearance of his actual nut and his pre-cum.

Napkin Anyone?: In all honesty, this cum looks like the d!ck got a bad cold and the sh!t won’t stop running. This ejaculation is silky and slimy resembling a mucus or snot like flow.  Whenever you come into contact with this type of cumer, it always seems that this man has plenty of it and believes “sharing is caring.”

Mr. Bubbles: This is probably some of the strangest cum I have ever seen. When this man first ejaculates he possesses similar characteristics of a “neutral”. However, if you take a closer stare it looks like his d!ck is making bubbles. This cum is slick and thin with little air pockets throughout the consistency of the ejaculation.

That Aint Jam That's Jelly: Men that have umph behind their cum. This is a thick ejaculation that is a sticky, jelly-like liquid. These men have that “only the strongest will survive” type of cum. It’s so potent, that if swallowed, it feels like the sperm is still fighting to continue its voyage to fertilize an egg.

However, my favorite type of cum are the Neutrals. This is arguably the most impartial cum a man can have. It’s not too thick or too thin, not too slimy or too clotted, not too fluid or gelatin-like. In other words, “It's Just Right”. Click here, DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Like any other entity, cum possesses many characteristics that contribute to its attractiveness. Cum can be white or grey, but can occasionally appear yellowish, some more clear and some more opaque. As far as the taste and smell, that depends on what that man has been eating. Now don’t go looking at cum sideways. Regardless if it’s an opaque slobber with the smell and taste of water or a clear thick & sticky with a taste so bold it induces a gag relax; if the cum is clean, healthy and STI free, its high quality semen in my opinion.

Do you have any other cum types you would like to identify? Which one is your favorite? Is there a such thing as wack cum? Could you tell a man that his cum was wack? How did you like the guest post?

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-By NaeLuv