Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Make His Man Juice Taste Better

So you give your man the sloppy toppy on the regular and every time he walks through the door you're unfastening his belt to polish his chrome. However there's just one problem, his cum tastes so bad it could make you gag. You try to avoid swallowing because his spunk gives you the yuck face. Well, let's try to change this after the jump.
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Sunday, June 17, 2012

How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Signs That You May Suffer From Insecure P^ssy

You're beautiful. You have a great job. You're Intelligent. Men go crazy when they see you. When you walk out the house the thirst(attention) is crazy. You have to reject men daily, even hourly. One guy catches your eye though, he's sexy. One thing leads to another. A few days go by, a text here, a phone call there, and next thing you know you all are ripping each others' clothes off. However, he didn't know (Sh!t, you didn't know) you have... insecure p^ssy.
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Sunday, December 11, 2011

GUEST POST: Not All Cum is Created Equal

In response to my most controversial blog, "Are You Ms. Pretty Pussy", one of my avid readers felt that it was her duty to address the different types of cum(which I took the liberty of naming). She has her five and tells us which one is the most desirable to play with. Post After the Drop...

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Monday, October 24, 2011

11 Ways to Make Him Black Out


Nothing is comparable to great head. Head can make all your troubles go away for up to an hr afterwards. Great head can make you stay with a person a month longer than intended. Being a head doctor is a great skill to have. Therefore, this blog is not for the novice d!ck suckers- it's for the women who are already pretty good, but just haven't seemed to make him go crazy from their oral. From experience and the things I like, I give you, 11 Ways to Make Him Black Out:
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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Facials: No Skeet for the Mrs?

R E S P E CT, find out what it means to me. A facial doesn't mean I respect you any less than I did before I took your clothes off. It's a part of us being freaky, having crazy voodoo sex. When you are a true freak in the bedroom you have a short term memory. Nasty freaky slut 's can quickly be replaced with beautiful black queen 's.
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry III


Dear theSUNK,

I never felt that power, like the power when I'm giving head.
I never felt that desire, like the one I crave when I'm in his bed.
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Monday, February 21, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry II




Dear Diary,

I do it, when I want someone to just sit back and enjoy. 
I get satisfied just knowing that he's being pleased, especially nasty slutty head.
It's fun, I guess because it's okay to be a slut for a moment.
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry I


All entries are quoted from real women that like to give real head. That is the beauty in this series, if you want to share your experiences anonymously or hit up my email thesunk@ymail.com. Be aware that content is explicit. This series was made to understand and defend my claim that women like to give oral.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral, Preview

Watching my D!ck slide in and out of your plump lips brings me joy like no other.
I like to watch you make my black staff disappear.
I chuckle at you trying your best to deep throat my girth.
Black, bold, and beautiful not you, but me.
My D!ck stands upright like the flag of the proudest nation.
Look at me and Suck me baby.
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