Lemme Smell It!
Counted 'Em
So you're a private eye and you can do a little math. However, you can't enjoy his company or have a peace of mind when ya'll hangout because you suspect he's cheating. Maybe it was your ghetto auntie or homegirl that said, "When you have doubts count the condoms". So every time he walks out the room or you all are about to have sex you take this time to count his rubbers. Well at least he using them to cheat, most of the players I know have two sets of rubbers anyway. Maybe it's just time for you to move on.
Drained 'Em
He's leaving town or maybe you two only get to hangout on certain parts of the week due to conflicting schedules. Since there's gonna be a decent gap in between the time you see each other again you want to drains his balls. You suck and f^ck so that he doesn't have to go do anything with another b!tch. Because your motto is, "What I won't do, another b!tch will." Who could complain about the good deeds(supreme head game) you're doing? But the motives behind them are not genuine...Don't wear your mouth out for the fear of another mouth pleasing your man, sounds like he's not worth the dome if you ask me.
Smelled 'Em
Obviously, you must have been a parole officer in your past life, because you asked him to dropped 'em and let you smell him. I couldn't think of a more demeaning act as of right now- letting a woman sniff around my private parts for evidence of me cheating. Then in the back of my mind I would wonder if I am putting this woman through enough pain or stress for her to stoop so low. I feel as though, if you're sniffing a d!ck, you might as well tell him to hit the bricks.
What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done to prevent a man from cheating? What is the silliest thing you've ever done to find out if your man was cheating? Have you ever smelled a man's junk to see if he had been creeping? What would you like to me write about?
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posted by theSUNK at
7:23 PM
5 Comments:
lol!! you're humorous but pretty accurate with your statements! however i dint think men (and some women) truly understand that sometimes the need to do those things (except the "drain him" ive never done nor heard of that but it has logic) are instinctive... its like the best way to catch a killer is to figure out what, when and how are they doing the things they do... thats how some women look at, like solving a case... you want to find out while trying to prevent him from continuing this terrible behavior. men are never strategic in what they do so you do the least bit or the most in some cases of investigating to catch they ass..... just for self assurance, to hurt yourself but mainly to know your right. it may not be the best thing but it is what it is!
yes ive smelled junk before!
the craziest thing ive ever done to catch my man cheating would have to be simply going through his phone... setting him up with a friend or woman i know. ive sat in cars watching and scoping around his house. been through is social media pages, txt messages and everything.... not too outrageous!
@Anon11/23 Sitting in a car watching & scoping, idk what you call it but the police call that "stalking". Lmao
But I cant fault you for being honest...And I agree with your sentiment that you must know how/why the person you are dealing with is doin the things they do. However, its not healthy and outright stressful.
Thanks for the input ma'am
I've only heard of this in movies and in reading. By no means am I about to go through the trouble of these 3 things mentioned to see if my man is cheating. If you have to be that self-conscious and worried that your man is sleeping around, he probably is. And if you feel inclined to do these things, you obviously don't trust him. My point is, before I EVER take any of these drastic measures I would drop a guy if I ever suspected him of cheating or just confront him.
@Sophia That makes sense, I just wanted to give a few extremes when it came to women and snooping
Q: What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done to prevent a man from cheating?
A:
Q: What is the silliest thing you've ever done to find out if your man was cheating?
A: Really nothing too crazy, just go through his phone, Facebook notifications, Facebook Inbox messages.
Q: Have you ever smelled a man's junk to see if he had been creeping? What would you like to me write about?
A: Nope.. Like you said if I have to do all that then I know he ain't shit.... Hmmm IDK I NEVER KNOW!!
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