Monday, July 16, 2012

Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Monday, June 18, 2012

Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?
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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Do I Owe U Sex?



Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?
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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters

Women cheat. Men cheat. However, when you listen to the radio or watch comedians run their routines, you always hear people say women are better cheaters. Don't believe them. When it comes to cheating men have all the power and less of the consequences. Since the dawn of infidelity Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters:
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Lemme Smell It!


If you have done any of the 3 things I am about to list below in your relationship, it might be time to break-up with your creeping(assumed) man. Here are 3 Ridiculous Things Women Do to Detour a Man from Cheating:


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Sunday, November 20, 2011

MackVice: It Looks Like It Stopped Growing in the 5th Grade

One of my followers on Twitter  wanted to ask for my advice on her perfect man with less than perfect lovemaking skills. Here's the email that she(rather remain anonymous) sent and the MackVice I gave her:
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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Are You Single? Are You Taken?


Men approach women all the time. We see you rather you're tall, short, thick, or skinny with the lil bubble- and we try to approach you with that A game. Sometimes we get the digits and save em in our cellular device, other times we don't. But before we do that I don't believe all guys ask the right questions to avoid wasting their time, if they do get the lucky 7. There's two questions I always ask if I get the chance; Are You Single? Are You Taken? here's why:
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral, Preview

Watching my D!ck slide in and out of your plump lips brings me joy like no other.
I like to watch you make my black staff disappear.
I chuckle at you trying your best to deep throat my girth.
Black, bold, and beautiful not you, but me.
My D!ck stands upright like the flag of the proudest nation.
Look at me and Suck me baby.
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