Make His Man Juice Taste Better

So you give your man the sloppy toppy on the regular and every time he walks through the door you're unfastening his belt to polish his chrome. However there's just one problem, his cum tastes so bad it could make you gag. You try to avoid swallowing because his spunk gives you the yuck face. Well, let's try to change this after the jump.

Making his baby smoothies taste better really isn't that hard actually. The healthier your man's diet, the better his man juice will taste. All the things that are bad for him affect the taste of his spunk in an adverse way. So in order to change his man juice, he has to be willing to make a lifestyle and a diet change. These are the four things that need to happen:

1. Tell Him to Eat More Fruits and Vegetables
-Everyone knows pineapples, apples, grapes, and whatever berries are good for your health and spunk. Healthy food = Tastey Baby Batter. Sh!t and if there are any leftovers, save some of that fruit for the bedroom. ;)

2. Drink More Water
-Water rids his body of all the toxins, waste, and what have you. It keeps that unsavory stuff from lingering around in his body too long and attacking his baby gravy.

3. Smoke and Drink Less
-If smoking and drinking can make his breathe smell bad, don't doubt what it can to do to his man juice. Neither of these are healthy lifestyle choices. Even though they can get you in the mood, their side-effects can definitely take you out of the mood as well.

4. Slow His Roll On the Red Meats and the Dairy
-Too much red meat isn't good for anyone's health and diary products could have you cracking thunder under the sheets any night of the week. Have you ever smelled a dairy fart? Now, think about a man with a heavy dairy diet; maybe that's not the best thing he could be eating.

Does your man need to improve his man juice? Have you ever brought it to his attention? Has the taste of his spunk ever prevented you from being all you could be in the bedroom? 

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