Thursday, August 2, 2012

Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Make His Man Juice Taste Better

So you give your man the sloppy toppy on the regular and every time he walks through the door you're unfastening his belt to polish his chrome. However there's just one problem, his cum tastes so bad it could make you gag. You try to avoid swallowing because his spunk gives you the yuck face. Well, let's try to change this after the jump.
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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters

Women cheat. Men cheat. However, when you listen to the radio or watch comedians run their routines, you always hear people say women are better cheaters. Don't believe them. When it comes to cheating men have all the power and less of the consequences. Since the dawn of infidelity Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters:
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Top 9: Best Coochie a Man Can Receive in Life


Coochie comes in an assortment of grades and intensities like anything else. Sex is physical, but combined with emotion sex can be more than that. Sex can make time stop. Emotional coochie is the best, women f^ck better when there is a motive, when there is an incentive- love or pain is a great incentive. I've had "I'm bored and I just don't wanna sit in the house" coochie and even though I might bus a fat one, nothing can make your body shutter like...

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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy I- The Floor is Wet

Seagram Vodka, Papaya Juice, Truth and Dare, Horny Youth- they always seem to mix. We sat around the table laughing, petting, and talking random sh!t. We all discussed previous sexual experiences and wants to f^ck, however throughout this engagement I realized that I wouldn't be getting an ounce of p^ssy that night. So whatever that was in-between no action and hitting, I was down for...
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