How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.

The Germaphobe

-the germaphobe is usually the person that likes to have sex, but doesn't enjoy the nasty aftermath of the deed. These types(usually women) lack the follow-through. This follow-through is swallowing, facials, etc. The germaphobe dashes off to the bathroom wiping, cringing, and most of all spoiling the mood.

The Towel Chucker

-the towel chucker is the pleaser that is emotionally detached she/he is usually the first to get up after sex and grab a towel. First, cleaning themselves off and secondly chucking the towel to he/she that lays in the bed so that he/she can clean themselves as well.

The Shower Hopper

-after sex with the shower hopper, the first thing you usually hear is a rush of water being turned on. They like to get clean on their own time and reflect on what just happened in the bedroom. Sometimes they like to be joined in the shower and be playful. They like to get fresh quickly, maybe even for round 2.

The Cum-stodian and the cleanee

-a. he/she goes to get the towel and comes back to her/his boo and cleans them. They like to show their compassion, care, and love after bootknocking. They are usually the caretaker type or the ultimate wooers. They are sensitive to their partner's needs and eager to please.

-b. he/she likes to be cleaned. They liked to be wiped down. They are the receiver. There's nothing wrong with being the receiver from time to to time. They are submissive to the wants of their companion. Or sh!t maybe they're just plain fucking lazy.

The Grogger

-they're always groggy after sex and don't want to budge. Usually they are dating a person that puts it down on the regular and could careless about cleaning up. They are usually still caught in the euphoria of good d!ck or cootama and perhaps need a few moments to gain consciousness.

The All Ins

-they don't need to clean up. Why do you ask? Because the jizz is usually stored in the woman's love pot or has been gobble down enthusiastically. These two are usually an established couple and have been grinding it out for years or maybe they're in the baby making period. Regardless, they are love juice magicians and make cum disappear every night they perform sexual tricks.

How Do You Clean Up After Sex? 
Like theSUNK on Facebook