How to Make Love in the Movies

Maybe the bedroom has become too boring for you or maybe you want to let your hair down a little and take a risk. Either way here's How to Make Love in the Movies:


Pick a Wack Movie
The less people in the theatre, the better chance you have of not getting caught. The empty shows are always going to be movies with low ratings or movies that have been out for a while. So on your way to the theatre make sure you look up all the flops, so you can get prime real estate once you get their.


Get There Early and Get a Back Row/Corner Seat 
Please don't be an idiot in sit in the front row where everyone can see you, unless you're into that type of thing. Head straight for the back row and get comfortable. After the commercials roll and people have made their last minute bathroom and popcorn runs let the show(sex) begin.


Wear a Skirt or Dress
Having sex in public is always about easy access and quick recovery. Who wants to be getting their groove on, then something unexpected happens and you aren't prepared for the recovery? No one. So make sure to tell your boo to come wearing an easy-access garment(skirt or dress) and without panties on, to make the dream possible.


Bring Condoms or Have Something for Easy Clean Up
If you guys still use condoms that's perfect because after you finish having sex you can just tie the condom in a knot and keep it pushing. Or maybe you've been together for a long while and you can store your baby batter in your her. No matter the case you need a convenient way to clean up.

Have you ever had sex in the movies? Did you get caught? Was it a good or bad experience? What's the craziest place you've had sex? Any more tips for those trying to make love smoothies in the movies?

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