Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Bro-Noooooo's: 4 Things Men Should Stop Doing in the Club

Man, I think everyone has heard of a bro-no before. The things men shouldn't do or things that are generally known to be unacceptable for letting your boy do. Sometimes when you go to the club, your boy drinks a little too much and starts to feel himself. The little voice in his head is no longer reasonable and is pumping him up to do things that will inevitably not get him laid and even embarrassed. Here's just a short list of Bro-No's that every man should know:

If You Buy Her a Drink, You Don't Own Her
Ok, so you bought her a $10 drink, that was your choice, that was a wager on love. Nobody forced you to buy her a drink. If she isn't feeling you, you have to chalk that up as a loss. Please don't follow her around the club like a strobe light; sulking because she let you buy her a drink and isn't feeling you. I personally follow Biggie's mantra, "Soon as he buy you that wine, I just creep up from behind. And ask you what your interest are, "Who you be with?" Things that make you smile, what numbers to dial."

Texting Her While You're Still in the Club
Damn buddy, "Are you parched?" Why are you texting her while you're both still in the club? Let that number marinate a little bit in your phone. Thirst isn't very impressive, when trying to flip a dime. Dimes like to be smiled at and ignored. Why? Because bad chicks get enough intention, be elusive once you've gotten the digits. Save 'em for the next day even the next week, strategized on how you're gonna woo her.

Not Taking Rejection to Well
When you get belligerent with a chick that wasn't feeling you, you just make us all look bad. I mean real bad. Why are you mad? When a woman rejects me, I take it as her "doing me a favor". Why pursue a woman that isn't reciprocating. Who knows? She could have a litter of children at home, 2 baby daddies, or no ambitions for bettering herself. At the end of the day(or in this case, night) it was all in the Man UpStairs plans.

Grabbing Women's Arms or Ass
Last but not least; Never ever, Never ever ever, Ever ever ever, grab a woman's arm in the club. It's just lacks taste and besides all the drunk cats at the club do it. Be different. Stand out. Don't wait for her to walk pass then pursue her. Confident cats make their mind up while she's walking towards them, they act fast. Don't be a p*ssy and act last.

What are some other things men should stop doing in the club? What was the worse approach you've ever gotten from a man? Are you nice or rude when you reject men? Any funny stories on this topic?

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1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

You forgot dry humping us; I grew up in D.C. so go-go just seemd to bring out the worst in some men. Very sexual atmosphere, but not evrybody wanted to make a baby right there on the dance floor. You-tube DC Go-Go, and check it out for yourself.

August 18, 2012 at 9:01 PM  

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