Monday, October 29, 2012

Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things

Chances are if you're ugly you know it. Unless of course you have two wonderful parents that showered you with copious amounts of praise and compliments as a youth, in this case you may have not been aware. There are also ugly girls that don't know they're ugly because some men will approach anything with a vagina, further widening the gap between ugly girls that act accordingly and pretty girl offenders(which are ugly girls that do pretty girl things). TheSUNK is here to restore the balance between ugly girls and pretty girls, due to increasingly ugly women doing things only reserved for those women that are 7's and better. Here's Ugly Girls Doing Pretty Girl Things:
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Bro-Noooooo's: 4 Things Men Should Stop Doing in the Club

Man, I think everyone has heard of a bro-no before. The things men shouldn't do or things that are generally known to be unacceptable for letting your boy do. Sometimes when you go to the club, your boy drinks a little too much and starts to feel himself. The little voice in his head is no longer reasonable and is pumping him up to do things that will inevitably not get him laid and even embarrassed. Here's just a short list of Bro-No's that every man should know:
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Sunday, July 29, 2012

15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do


So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Overnight Visitor: Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home, For the Night

True players are always prepared for overnight visitors. They know that if the date goes well they have to make their visitor feel at home. The goal is to make her never want to leave. Leaving should be out of necessity, not out of want or desire. When she's over your house the world should be vacant of responsibilities and obligations. Here is what you need to Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home:

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Friday, September 30, 2011

11 Things That The Hallway Finds Suspicious


This blog is just a fun laid back post for all the things I find suspicious and do not trust. Thank God It's Friday... 11 Things I Wouldn't Trust Even I Raised 'Em
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Friday, April 29, 2011

15 Things Good D!ck Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
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