Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram

They should have never given ya'll Instagram, because most of you just suck at taking pictures or lack creativity. Artistic people and fine women with about 1,000 followers or less are usually the best to follow on Instagram, just enough art and beauty without perpetual thirst. TheSUNK only follows a limited amount of people because ya'll be acting up out here on the social media and I ain't got time for wack sh!t going down my timeline. The list below is of pictures we all try to avoid on Instagram... So here are The Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram:

The Bathtub Pic
Every chick on Instagram wants us to see her in some dingy ass bathwater or some lackluster dish-washing liquid bubbles with family dollar tree candles near the edge; right before they masturbate to end their #sadderday. Let the madness stop. We're all tired of the bathtub pictures. You think you're sparking thirst, but really you've really just given us a good laugh for the day on your attempt to be sexy.

The Toes and Wine Pic
So you have a cheap glass of pink moscato and now you're laying on your bed watching another episode of Love & Hip Hop, where's the class? Not to mention you have extra long toes that look like you could type a 5-page paper in the matter of seconds. Ol cheap wine drinking ass hoe. You probably didn't even let the wine breathe did you?

The #TurnUp Pic
Ever since the phrase "turn up" has become popular you broads have gone over-board with it. Every time you take a pic, you put #turnup. #Turnup before church. #Turnup before you go to sleep. #Turnup before you go to work. The party ain't that damn #Turntup if you can take pictures of it.

The "I Threw Down in the Kitchen" Pic
You threw down in the kitchen? WHAT?! Because you made frozen waffles, overcook scrambled eggs, and microwaved turkey bacon. GTFOH! Women talking bout they threw down, because they made some dry baked chicken, boxed rice and frozen broccoli...Man sit yo ass down!

The Textgram Complaining about "What a Good Man Does"
So you're going to tell me what a good man does? Yet your single or you can't even keep a good man or you're not even a good woman, shawty please. The only thing I need a woman telling me is "What a Good Woman Does."

The Infamous #ThirstTrap
So you laying on your stomach in the bed you type "just chilling" but we can see your ass cheeks peeking over your shoulder. Or you're in the bathroom like "new hairdo" but your titties are eating up the bottom of the f^cking picture. Like you didn't know you had chest midgets before you pressed that check button. I don't fall victim to thirst traps, my maneuver game is cold. So you post it, I admire and keep it scrolling #nolike.

The Shout Out Pic
If you're doing shout outs, please be prepared to get unfollowed. I'm not with that. Once every 6 months, cool. Ten in one day, hell naw. I didn't sign up for that.

The "#NoFilter" Pic
Talking bout #nofilter...please use filter! Your beauty needs help out here. I can't appreciate your type of beauty(busted). Forreal though, if you're going to take pictures of shit no wants to see at least put the filter on to make it look somewhat cool. Lazy instagramers are the worst. I turn that green button blue real quick.

The "I Wasn't Feeling Myself" Pic
Aight, so if you weren't feeling yourself today why the fuck are you posting pictures? If you not feeling you...what makes you think I'm going to feel you? Never mind, I forget that all your close girlfriends and the thirsty cats following you are going to throw you a couple pity likes and pretentious compliments anyway.

What are some other pics you hate to see on your IG timeline? What #tags have you had enough of? Are yo guilty of anything on this list?  If you have a dope IG leave your IG name at the bottom.

The Male Version of this post is coming soon!



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12 Comments:

Blogger Jameliah said...

*Takes a breather* i don't do any of those

January 15, 2013 at 3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the church say amen🙏, but the female that takes these pictures will be quick to call someone thirsty when the only reason she posted these pics is so she can get validation.

January 15, 2013 at 6:59 PM  
Blogger Xtcetera said...

I'm guilty of #1,4, and 7. But in my defense my bubbles came from Bath and Body Works, my candles from Yankee Candles, my chicken is never DRY, and I shout out only ONCE IN A WHILE lol #ijs #djm #turntup on theSUNK.com lol

January 15, 2013 at 9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol you know what I love this freakin post! I am going to screen shot & post to Insta lol this ain't nothing but the truth..... Really though follow on OG you should know who this is. I haven been on here in a while but if you forgot it's Amy or @_OhhWhoAmiiee

January 15, 2013 at 9:32 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Xtecetera Bath and Body Works is ghetto girl heaven. Lol You rocking that Melon scent huh? I'm glad you enjoyed the post though. A good laugh is needed every once and awhile

@Amy you haven't been around these parts and a minute. And yes you can share this post as you see fit.

January 15, 2013 at 10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how is bath and body works ghetto girl heaven?

January 17, 2013 at 9:05 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Anon1/17 When all of your fragrances consists of Bath and Body Works sprays that's ghetto. Step it up and by some perfume.

January 17, 2013 at 1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

only things is i aint 'fine'
but let people live.. i dont get why this is needed.

January 21, 2013 at 2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewwww...dirty bath water. Don't have an Instagram. Hell, I don't want to advertise what I'm cooking because my people would beat my door down.

February 11, 2013 at 8:48 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@pynkkashmere Hmmm, What kind of nasty food do you cook pynkkashmere? Lol

February 12, 2013 at 10:23 PM  
Blogger M I N G said...

LOVE IT!!!!! haha

February 24, 2013 at 9:37 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@M I N G Thanks for reading, hope to see you around here more. I enjoy your blog too.

February 25, 2013 at 12:17 AM  

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