Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram

They should have never given ya'll Instagram, because most of you just suck at taking pictures or lack creativity. Artistic people and fine women with about 1,000 followers or less are usually the best to follow on Instagram, just enough art and beauty without perpetual thirst. TheSUNK only follows a limited amount of people because ya'll be acting up out here on the social media and I ain't got time for wack sh!t going down my timeline. The list below is of pictures we all try to avoid on Instagram... So here are The Top 9 Most Hated Pics Women Put On Instagram:
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Thursday, October 18, 2012

A Simple Kiss...

She had just come back to Chicago from school and needed a ride from the train station. We talked about playing one another in Uno(card game). Since I'm the Uno champion we arranged for me to defend my title. When we first got to my boy Fooley's crib we sat down and chatted, I was shuffling the deck like we were betting our houses on this game. I made the game a little more interesting, so I broke out some Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, Boones Farm and Peach Andre; just a sweet light drink. We made a wager. Which was just a simple kiss.
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Sunday, June 17, 2012

How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Call Me? For What

Phones are made for talking and expressing thoughts that you cannot say in person. Hopefully, these thoughts are of some importance because phone bills ain't cheap. Women somehow believe that if a man calls to talk to them on the phone then he really cares, but I sit there like yeah he's a good one. There are a few reasons why men avoid taking on the phone with women, which leave men saying, "Call Me? For What?"(insert angry female response here)
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Friday, February 18, 2011

Just Because You Give It to Me Now


Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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