Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy I- The Floor is Wet

Seagram Vodka, Papaya Juice, Truth and Dare, Horny Youth- they always seem to mix. We sat around the table laughing, petting, and talking random sh!t. We all discussed previous sexual experiences and wants to f^ck, however throughout this engagement I realized that I wouldn't be getting an ounce of p^ssy that night. So whatever that was in-between no action and hitting, I was down for...
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