Monday, October 17, 2011

Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy I- The Floor is Wet

Seagram Vodka, Papaya Juice, Truth and Dare, Horny Youth- they always seem to mix. We sat around the table laughing, petting, and talking random sh!t. We all discussed previous sexual experiences and wants to f^ck, however throughout this engagement I realized that I wouldn't be getting an ounce of p^ssy that night. So whatever that was in-between no action and hitting, I was down for...
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