Please Be-Weave Me: How Men Really Feel About Weave

"Hey! Hey!! That's not a tumbleweed, that's a tumble-weave," said some poor soul that watched a mass of weave fly passed his feet. Tumble-weaves are usually balled up pieces of weave or tracks that you see blowing rambunctiously down the streets near hair salons, clubs, and other geographical locations where hoodrats(all ethnicities apply) dwell. This usually happens because someone didn't recycle their weave or got in a fight which resulted in a pulled track. Nonetheless, we are here today to discuss How Men Really Feel About Weave...
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Bush, Trimmed, or Shaven?

Most women hack it all off and prefer to have a bald p^ssy. Most men want the MJ look on the cat, too. There aren't too many people at all, men or women, that want hair down there. It seems as if the bush is a thing of the past and shaven is the present. However, I am anti-razor, I like hair. Women with hair down below represent a special femininity, maturity, and sexual comfort.
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