Thursday, November 1, 2012

Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

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Sunday, July 29, 2012

15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do


So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Saturday, June 2, 2012

How to Make Love in the Movies

Maybe the bedroom has become too boring for you or maybe you want to let your hair down a little and take a risk. Either way here's How to Make Love in the Movies:

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Monday, April 9, 2012

Please Be-Weave Me: How Men Really Feel About Weave

"Hey! Hey!! That's not a tumbleweed, that's a tumble-weave," said some poor soul that watched a mass of weave fly passed his feet. Tumble-weaves are usually balled up pieces of weave or tracks that you see blowing rambunctiously down the streets near hair salons, clubs, and other geographical locations where hoodrats(all ethnicities apply) dwell. This usually happens because someone didn't recycle their weave or got in a fight which resulted in a pulled track. Nonetheless, we are here today to discuss How Men Really Feel About Weave...
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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Do I Owe U Sex?



Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?
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Sunday, November 13, 2011

You Ain't Cum? That's Your Fault

There are plenty of men that want poonani, but don't know what to do with it when they get it. They brag about how they'll nail you to cross and have your toes curling(corny). Then you make it to the bedroom and he bought condoms that were to big for him, he couldn't eat the box, and his stroke was wack. Then you have guys like me that don't have to brag about sex- I've made so many women squirt I thought they did that on the regular, I've put so many women to sleep doctors call me before they perform surgery, and I've made so many women tremble the government blamed DC's earthquake on me. With that being said, I will do everything in my power to make a woman cum, EVERYTHING. Sometimes I don't always make them cum rather it was because of bad chemistry, leftover d!ck or whatever...and sometimes if You Ain't Cum, That's Your Fault...4 Reasons Why You Can't Blame a Man for Not Making You Cum


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Friday, April 29, 2011

15 Things Good D!ck Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
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