Build-a-F^ck: Why FWB(Friends With Benefits) Never Seem to Work

Friends with Benefits are like finding money. Hopefully, I need not digress about why finding money is such a wonderful experience. Like finding mula, having a friend with benefits is orgasmic (literally and metaphorically). Lots of times those relationships don't work, most men will tell you it is because women catch feelings- that's partly true. But today is a new day. Women can ride you limp and not give a f^ck- what you do or where you go, after you tried to satisfy their plush, pink palace.


The real reason why Friend With Benefits don't work is because men's egos can't handle a woman being able to have sex with them and not become attached. A woman in control of her sexuality not because of insecurity, low self-esteem or a need to feel beautiful is threatening to squares. Men can't take it, instead they'd rather call you a b!tch, h0e, slut or some other disrespectful term; because you don't need them to keep you warm. Men can't handle being treated lika build-a-d!ck. Guys can't handle that they are the jumpoff, they don't understand that women have needs, and that pu$$y makes the world go round. Many times men can't fathom that they aren't running this beneficial show, they can't be the one getting their azz tapped like a qwerty pad.

How much smoother would getting some and getting on with your life be, if men could get over themselves? They mess it up for all the other guys(like me), because they want the woman to feel guilty for wanting sex, feel guilty for liking to be pleased, and feel guilty for letting them(men) do the things that they desire her to do- classic.

Nevertheless, ladies I would consider a woman to be h0e, if she's having sex with men and/or women(LET-ME-FIND-OUT) without any type of discretion. Build a friendly relationship with your sex buddy, it is a benefit of a friend, right? Men stop being lames and grow up; women deserve to be sexually satisfied, if you can't do it than more for me...