Women's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t

A platonic friendship between a guy and a girl, please- that is complete and utter bullsh!t. A platonic friendship between a guy and girl is just two people that haven't f^cked yet(think I got that quote from verysmartbrothas.com or singleblackmale.org can't remember), such a relationship is fool's gold not golden. Here are some reasons Why and Why Not a Woman's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t:

Two Reasons Why...
In Aid of..

  So he's come to the realization that he's not gone tap your water. He'll still be your friend though, because you have bad a$$ friends- your an asset. You know all the b!tches, why not be your bro. Your his wing woman, you never thought about how he's damn nar f^cked your whole crew. He is plucking em off like flower pedals, you are in aid of his pursuit of pu$$y.

Information

  Women usually possess more information than men and we need that. This information can range from jobs, internships, scholarships, free sh!t, gossip, and even the hottest parties. Men will exchange listening to women's bullsh!t for the inside scoop to some real sh!t that could be the final piece in making us more successful.

 

Two Reasons Why Not...

Problem Solving

  Men don't come to women for advice when they are looking for a solution to a problem. Because women  often empathize rather than problem-solve. Men give solutions, women give consolation. Women are less objective than men. Men ask what happened, than ask you what part was your fault. Women ask what happened, then ask you whose fault was it. Everyone needs objective criticism and women aren't as good at offering such criticism in a interpersonal (professionally yes, like psychologist, social worker, etc.) manner as men are.

In Pursuit of...

  No mater how much you think a guy is your friend, men are always in the pursuit of pu$$y; the only reason a man wouldn't be is if he's not attracted to you. You say "he's not like that, we're just friends". Child Please. Men are like secret agents we will live in a country(friendship) for years waiting on some pu$$y. We're just waiting on the right opportunity; drunk night, boyfriend f^cking up, anything. No matter if we are strolling or sprinting men are always in the pursuit of pu$$y.

Do you have a completely platonic male/female friendship? Do you value his friendship more than the one with your homegirls? How friends with benefits do you have compared to platonic friendships? Have you ever had to stop the advances of a guy who claimed only to be your friend? Did you take this blog too literal and get offended? How does female advice differ from male advice? What should I write about next?