Monday, December 10, 2012

Is He Just Showing You Attention or Pursuing You?

When women go out plenty of men give them attention. They shout, talk slick, and try to serenade your panties with overused one-liners that evoke no never mind from you. Plenty of women get attention from men. Men have short attention spans and move from fat ass to big chest in search of one that will really garner their interest. One thing you should know however, is the difference between attention and pursuit.
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Sunday, July 29, 2012

15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do


So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Monday, July 16, 2012

Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Sunday, July 15, 2012

5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream

You're sitting at home hornier than a felon on a 25-year stint. Walking around your house bucket ball naked, thinking of the d!ck that isn't there or was there. You go through your phone and there isn't any d!ck worth texting. What's next? Look for a toy. What if you don't own a toy? Look for a replacement. Here are 5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream:
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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part II

At the end of the night, if you haven't made enough to pay your "tip outs", who looks like the fool? That means you have to work for double on the next night. Not for your bills , but for your employees. Here's the Strip Club Staff "Tip Out" Breakdown:
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Friday, February 3, 2012

Let It Out: Squirt on this D!ck?!

Squirting is the Big Foot of Sex. Many say they've experienced it and the same amount of others have said it doesn't exist. Some even say it's just p!ss. Now where do I lie on this topic? I've seen it with my own two.  I've seen the build up release as a stream of intense pleasure succumbing to all the body's senses rather it splashed, gushed, or even flew into the air like it came from the opening of some aquatic monstrosity. Ever since I've seen it, I've been addicted to it. It's what I strive for. After you make her squirt, then you make her cum and cum hard. Let It Out and Squirt on This D!ck!!!


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Friday, January 20, 2012

Make Her Thirst: How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom?


My last post was entitled, "Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples," when wrote that I realized that men don't know how to be teases. However, if you are to be a beast in the bedroom, how can you not be a tease? Arousal not stimulation is your biggest weapon against a woman's p^ssy. The build-up and anticipation of receiving makes a woman helpless. Today I will tell you(men and for the women that are reading send it to your man *share button*)...How to Be a Male Tease:
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:
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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Women's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t


A platonic friendship between a guy and a girl, please- that is complete and utter bullsh!t. A platonic friendship between a guy and girl is just two people that haven't f^cked yet(think I got that quote from verysmartbrothas.com or singleblackmale.org can't remember), such a relationship is fool's gold not golden. Here are some reasons Why and Why Not a Woman's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t:
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Friday, April 29, 2011

15 Things Good D!ck Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Skandalous: Can You Turn a Hoe Into a Housewife?



People Change. Birds Fly. Hoes F^ck. Can you turn a hoe into a housewife? You can't spell "housewife" without "h0e" and "us". Is an "us" enough to turn a person into one that can be completely committed to you? Whores have tongues made of sugar and minds made of rotten deceit, but how could you know? A fat a$$ and a smile is like a cloud of smoke to any d!ck with a pulse. Nonetheless it is true "no, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife because hoes just don't act right" Tupac.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Can You Have More than One SoulMate?


A person can have more than one soulmate, but they don't have to be sexually active with them all, because "gluttony is worse than hunger"(Sylvester Graham).
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