Friday, June 15, 2012

I Have Needs? No. We Both Have Needs

The sexism card doesn't always work against women; sometimes it works in their favor. So many men in long distance relationships hear the same line from their women time and again: "I know you have needs, so do you, as long as...". As for the notion that women don't have the same needs as men, that sh!t is a copout. Women use this excuse so men don't bring up the same issues of fidelity. Talking bout "You Have Needs". No, We Both Have Needs. 
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Saturday, June 2, 2012

How to Make Love in the Movies

Maybe the bedroom has become too boring for you or maybe you want to let your hair down a little and take a risk. Either way here's How to Make Love in the Movies:

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Overnight Visitor: Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home, For the Night

True players are always prepared for overnight visitors. They know that if the date goes well they have to make their visitor feel at home. The goal is to make her never want to leave. Leaving should be out of necessity, not out of want or desire. When she's over your house the world should be vacant of responsibilities and obligations. Here is what you need to Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home:

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Women's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t


A platonic friendship between a guy and a girl, please- that is complete and utter bullsh!t. A platonic friendship between a guy and girl is just two people that haven't f^cked yet(think I got that quote from verysmartbrothas.com or singleblackmale.org can't remember), such a relationship is fool's gold not golden. Here are some reasons Why and Why Not a Woman's Friendship Ain't Worth Sh!t:
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend


The full version to Kanye West's song "Mama's New Boyfriend" just dropped. Coincidentally, my mother just got a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it and I can honestly say I'm not enthused. Sometimes, I wish my mother was gay and I could try and steal her girlfriends, but that's just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, I'm tired of seeing this n!gga already and I've only been home three weeks. Therefore, I wrote Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend:
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Friday, February 18, 2011

Just Because You Give It to Me Now


Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Can You Have More than One SoulMate?


A person can have more than one soulmate, but they don't have to be sexually active with them all, because "gluttony is worse than hunger"(Sylvester Graham).
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