Monday, October 24, 2011

11 Ways to Make Him Black Out


Nothing is comparable to great head. Head can make all your troubles go away for up to an hr afterwards. Great head can make you stay with a person a month longer than intended. Being a head doctor is a great skill to have. Therefore, this blog is not for the novice d!ck suckers- it's for the women who are already pretty good, but just haven't seemed to make him go crazy from their oral. From experience and the things I like, I give you, 11 Ways to Make Him Black Out:

1.Talk Shit
*Who says you can't talk with your mouth full. Tell that man how good his d!ck tastes. Tell 'em what part your gonna suck next. Mumble on his penis like a drunk would a mic on karaoke night. Tell 'em what he wants to hear. You don't even have to speak english, speak d!ck tonight.

2. Who's Afraid of a Lil Slob?
*Spit on his d!ck like it was the scum of the earth. Make every part of his penis drip with your mouth juice. Make his penis frothy with your spit. Get his d!ck nice and wet so you can strke it just right.

3. Don't Neglect the Balls
*I know the D!ck is the star, but please don't forget the two guys hanging around down there. Stuff 'em both and your mouth and juggle them with your tongue.

4. Pull His D!ck Towards You
*This makes head more intense. It is like getting a stretched muscle massaged. Take his nut into your own hands. Work that nut out. Don't suck his d!ck in a relaxed position, the more tension the more intense the feeling.

5. His Cum Will Be Your Last Meal
*Being/seeming complacent or unenthusiastic is the best way to make a hard d!ck go limp. Suck his d!ck like it's a swat team waiting outside the door and you have to either make him cum or face life in prison. Sck it eagerly as if his cum will be your last meal on the face of this earth.

6. What's a Perineum?
*The perineum is the little spot being his balls and his a$$. Grab his nuts in one hand and lick that spot. You can even bite it gently if you'd like and watch his big vein swell like the pages of a wet textbook.

7. Massage the Big Vein
*Put his schlong in both of your hands. Your thumbs should be right on the big vein, while the rest of your fingers are on the other side. Knead his big vein like a pretzel, while simultaneously sucking his dick. I swear 4 out of 10 time he hasn't ever experienced this before. Bring something new to the table.

8. Does He Like Eye Contact
*Find out if he likes eye contact. If he does look at him, look at him innocently while giving him the head only a true hooker could perform. If he doesn't want you to look, close your eyes and let him do as he must to enjoy your mouth.

9. Start Slow, End Fast
*Don't go for the kill right at the beginning, build anticipation. Wine and dine his d!ck at the beginning, make his d!ck beg for it. Start going crazy once you feel his d!ck pulsate, every time you might pause. When you do this he will be puddy in your hands.

10. Stroking is Key
*Mimic the way a man jags off. Men are simple creatures and sometimes creatures of habit. Stroke him slow and steady, with a long and firm grip. Make him pop off like the cork on a shaken bottle of cheap Andre champagne.

11.Play with Yourself While You Give Head
*Don't Forget about yourself either, if sucking his d!ck turns you on by all means play with your p^ssy while you suck him off. Nothing is better than you both busting a nut, while doing the most unselfish of deeds.

Take these tips, print em out and practice. If you don't have anyone to practice on, but you want to be spot on for your next boyfriend my email is...

Are you a head doctor? Can you make a man bus from head at will? If you can't, what seems to be the difficulty? Will you try any of these tips? Do you already do a few of these when performing fellatio?  Do you really need that email?


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17 Comments:

Anonymous Amy M said...

Q: Are you a head doctor?
A: Indeed!

Q: Can you make a man bus from head at will?
A: Yes

Q: If you can't, what seems to be the difficulty?
A: The only time I can't, is when my mouth gets tired and he wants to play Mr. Super Hard that night lol...

Q: Will you try any of these tips?
A: Yes #6

Q: Do you already do a few of these when performing fellatio?
A: Yes I do!!!! I think I am pretty good... ;-)

Q: Do you really need that email?
A: Huh lost what email? lol *Slow Moment*

October 25, 2011 at 6:22 PM  
Anonymous Krystllyght said...

Fun post. I've done most of these. The spit one didn't go over so well. Got him in the eye. Smh. I'll be trying number seven soon.

October 25, 2011 at 8:11 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Amy M Yeah I remember you said yo man doesnt always like for you to take control so be careful with that #6

@Krystllyght How did you spit in his eye tho? Wow thats crazy

October 25, 2011 at 11:00 PM  
Anonymous Krystllyght said...

@Sunk I'm a little clumsy and uncoordinated and it was dark. My hubs just laughed it off though. I tried again last night and missed a couple of times but I got it a couple of times too! Heeheeeeee!

I'mma need you to draw a diagram for number seven though. I tried it and kept jabbing my thumb nail into my lip. I think I'm doing something wrong. He liked it though.

October 26, 2011 at 10:04 AM  
Anonymous Krystllyght said...

I should've said that anonymously.

October 26, 2011 at 10:06 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Kyrsllyght Well I dnt know who you are anonymous or not, so your good on that tip. :)

Secondly, you should massage nearer to the base and suck gently- it is a massage after all

October 26, 2011 at 1:59 PM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

@TheHallway yes yes I know... That one will be a difficult one lol... Smh How do I convince him to let me do it?

October 26, 2011 at 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Krystllyght said...

I just found your blog and I've been perusing. I gotta say I'm digging it.

October 26, 2011 at 4:54 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Krystllyght Im glad u enjoying it. People like you make me want to write more.

October 26, 2011 at 5:21 PM  
Anonymous Krystllyght said...

@Sunk sounds like I just need so much instruction huh?

October 26, 2011 at 5:42 PM  
Anonymous PorshiaJay said...

I definitely have to try number 7!!!! I'm all over number 2 though. I play around at the head letting slob drip towards the base and right before it gets there I take the whole thing in my mouth and suck it all back up. Sounds gross but I love it. Numbers 3 and 6 are biggies for me. I probably should work on number 9 though lol....... anywho iv been lurking for a bit and this list brought me out :)

October 27, 2011 at 12:07 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@PorshiaJay Im glad you commented...Im always tryna get the lurkers to come out the woodworks. More people should come out & comment & make this site more interesting. It sounds like your headgame is on point. Once you get the few tips I have you might not ever be single again. LOL

@Krystllyght Ur good as long as ur willing to try new stuff, and you put your all into it. F^ck instruction, enthusiasm is more important. N it seems like you have that(enthusiasm).

October 27, 2011 at 6:33 PM  
Blogger Cocotwin said...

Ur email address isssss........

November 29, 2011 at 4:38 PM  
Blogger Cocotwin said...

I loveeee this site...I def agree ig more ppl commented it wuld make the topics alot more interesting!!! Keep up the good work....I jave rnkoyed evry post....as we speak still checkn the older posts.....aftr reading...the longest kiss evr post....mmhhh(has me kinda wondering who is this man behind the keyboard)...Leme stopp!!!

November 29, 2011 at 4:47 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Cocotwin Thanks for the love and the compliment.

November 29, 2011 at 7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow..I don't know how I came across your blog but I am loving it and really enjoying that material! It's great to hear a man's perspective which helps a woman improve on many levels. I can say I've become a pro at giving head as it is a passion of mine..lol I love technique #6 and when my boyfriend is about to cum I massage the perineum and slightly press it as he is cumming. That drives him crazy and me too! This is my first time on your site and I will comment so keep it sexy, interesting, and honest. One love

December 10, 2011 at 9:43 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Anon 12/10 I got you, I will defly keep it Sexy, Interesting, and Honest

December 10, 2011 at 5:07 PM  

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